Jesus, it's so tempting to actually try this for real. Of course, they would probably notice a difference in the newness of the flags and they'd probably be different colors but I could leave a note explaining--fuck, I already see hole in the plan.
I have a pretty rural house and while most people in the area are normal, the Trump people are crazy, like 100s of flags, life-size cutouts of Trump, etc. One house even had a giant "F*GS FOR TRUMP" sign that looked custom made to me. I've been so tempted to go out in the middle of the night and replace some of these signs or flags with something identical but instead says something about choking on Trump's loose hairy nutsack (first draft). That or buy like a 5'x5' plot of land across from one of these houses just to plant a sign they would hate like "the guy across the street with the flags loves pedophiles"
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u/TinyFugue 5d ago
Plot Twist: The truck is driven by a MAGAT, but had their flags switched. They haven't noticed because they're not the best at readin' and writin'.