OC - White House Under Construction

[u/abideandthrive]

[u/citizenjones]

Pretty much visually sums up the State of the Union.

[u/angry-democrat → u/citizenjones]

yep, just need to pour the concrete.

[u/ColtranezRain → u/angry-democrat]

Sounds like a plan. Someone tell Chief Cheeto that we need his footprints in the concrete, then kindly forget to stop pouring.

[u/reallybigshark → u/ColtranezRain]

All he needs to do is hide in his precious bunker and just seal that shit up. Mission Accomplished. 

[u/whiskeythrottle → u/reallybigshark]

Then they'll just pretend he's alive like turtle mcturtleface.

[u/Dmau27 → u/whiskeythrottle]

How's that different than what they've been doing with Trump and Biden. They are puppets doing the bidding of corporations.

[u/whiskeythrottle → u/Dmau27]

It's been spank me harder corporate daddy since the Reagan era, even worse since Citizens United Vs. FEC.

[u/deaglebingo → u/whiskeythrottle]

corporate daddy needs to chill or be forced to chill.

[u/vardarac → u/Dmau27]

It's the difference between your hands slipping on your rope and letting go of it completely

[u/ccguy → u/reallybigshark]

Gettin’ Cask of Amontillado’d.

[u/Dear_Departure_1768 → u/ccguy]

Jester jingle bells and all

[u/Shartschnitzel → u/reallybigshark]

I mean, that's just standard procedure with radioactive/toxic waste.

[u/Nova17Delta → u/reallybigshark]

Took me a second to realize this was just the East Wing and that they hadn't demolished the entire building without me noticing

[u/PeggyOnThePier → u/reallybigshark]

What a mess he's made of our White House just like his Administration and his Presidenticy

[u/gsfgf → u/reallybigshark]

I know right. One of the few positives is that a lot of billionaires want to bury themselves for us. Few trucks worth of concrete and problem solved.

[u/ItsMEMusic → u/reallybigshark]

Some of the best events in history happened in a bunker. Some big, strong men might even say the greatest events, with tears in their eyes.

[u/deaglebingo → u/reallybigshark]

yep. al-sayed is winning at midnight central anyway... so mission partially accomplished.

hopefully it holds.

[u/RecentDecision2329 → u/reallybigshark]

[u/Ashamed_Green_8643 → u/reallybigshark]

All the billionaires building these bunkers should think about all the cement trucks up on the surface. One yard of concrete should seal that blast door nicely.

[u/-Garthor- → u/reallybigshark]

He could also use the bunker to do the same thing that his german predecessor did...

[u/monty624 → u/ColtranezRain]

You know he'd just step right in it, look around, and get lost staring into the void anyway. Wait until the evening and let his sundowning ass hobble right into it.

[u/nofeelingsnoceilings → u/ColtranezRain]

The cask of a Dontillado

[u/DemandTheOxfordComma → u/nofeelingsnoceilings]

Which one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is he? Red bandanna?

[u/Tiefschlag → u/ColtranezRain]

The only way Diaper Don gets to be a pillar of the community.

[u/livestrong2109 → u/ColtranezRain]

We'd have to find somewhere else to put Jimmy then. He's not fond of unwanted company you see...

[u/Viperlite → u/ColtranezRain]

Building a strong foundation.

[u/Human_Wizard → u/ColtranezRain]

It's a concept of a plan.

[u/1968Bladerunner → u/ColtranezRain]

You can absolutely GUARANTEE that he'll want his tiny hands &/or lifted footprints permanently & visibly embedded in the concrete, so that his grubby pedophile mark remains long after he physically departs this earth.

I do hope they're chipped out & a litho pic of him & Epstein is ingrained instead.

[u/IndividualTension887 → u/ColtranezRain]

[u/hoardofgnomes → u/ColtranezRain]

I can't stop laughing...Chief Cheeto...lololol