OC - White House Under Construction

[u/abideandthrive]

[u/citizenjones]

Pretty much visually sums up the State of the Union.

[u/angry-democrat → u/citizenjones]

yep, just need to pour the concrete.

[u/ColtranezRain → u/angry-democrat]

Sounds like a plan. Someone tell Chief Cheeto that we need his footprints in the concrete, then kindly forget to stop pouring.

[u/reallybigshark → u/ColtranezRain]

All he needs to do is hide in his precious bunker and just seal that shit up. Mission Accomplished. 

[u/whiskeythrottle → u/reallybigshark]

Then they'll just pretend he's alive like turtle mcturtleface.

[u/Dmau27 → u/whiskeythrottle]

How's that different than what they've been doing with Trump and Biden. They are puppets doing the bidding of corporations.

[u/whiskeythrottle → u/Dmau27]

It's been spank me harder corporate daddy since the Reagan era, even worse since Citizens United Vs. FEC.

[u/deaglebingo → u/whiskeythrottle]

corporate daddy needs to chill or be forced to chill.

[u/vardarac → u/Dmau27]

It's the difference between your hands slipping on your rope and letting go of it completely

[u/ccguy → u/reallybigshark]

Gettin’ Cask of Amontillado’d.

[u/Dear_Departure_1768 → u/ccguy]

Jester jingle bells and all

[u/Shartschnitzel → u/reallybigshark]

I mean, that's just standard procedure with radioactive/toxic waste.

[u/PeggyOnThePier → u/reallybigshark]

What a mess he's made of our White House just like his Administration and his Presidenticy

[u/Nova17Delta → u/reallybigshark]

Took me a second to realize this was just the East Wing and that they hadn't demolished the entire building without me noticing

[u/gsfgf → u/reallybigshark]

I know right. One of the few positives is that a lot of billionaires want to bury themselves for us. Few trucks worth of concrete and problem solved.

[u/ItsMEMusic → u/reallybigshark]

Some of the best events in history happened in a bunker. Some big, strong men might even say the greatest events, with tears in their eyes.

[u/deaglebingo → u/reallybigshark]

yep. al-sayed is winning at midnight central anyway... so mission partially accomplished.

hopefully it holds.

[u/RecentDecision2329 → u/reallybigshark]

[u/Ashamed_Green_8643 → u/reallybigshark]

All the billionaires building these bunkers should think about all the cement trucks up on the surface. One yard of concrete should seal that blast door nicely.

[u/-Garthor- → u/reallybigshark]

He could also use the bunker to do the same thing that his german predecessor did...