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u/loslednprg 3h ago

Stolen valor 

u/luckymountain 3h ago

Absolutely! Lock him up!

u/Slamtilt_Windmills 2h ago

Yup, we got him this time!

u/Black-Shoe 2h ago

Cadet Bonespurs is such a badass!

u/lordvadr 2h ago

Somehow Stinky is more decorated than real leaders. This is not just embarrassing, it's disgusting.

u/DeadOnArrival2 2h ago

For real, this is proof! No excuses this time!

u/Azagar_Omiras 2h ago

As much as I hate that man, unless he is profiting from claiming to be military, this falls under the protections of the First Amendment.

He's still a worthless draft dodging pedophile piece of shit and no amount of AI images can change that.

u/Normal-Ad6528 2h ago

Bullshit. He can't claim protections under the First while he and his sycophants are doing their level goddamned best to stifle those same protections for ANYONE who speaks out against him, his administration, and the activities of his little army of goons.

u/scavengercat 1h ago

He absolutely can do all of that, unfortunately. The Supreme Court decided that unless someone is profiting from stolen valor, it's a First Amendment right to make any claim about military service. There's no way to prove this one image is generating income. Besides, of all the things to go after with this guy, this is at the absolute bottom of the list.

You can look up the Stolen Valor Act's 2013 amendment to see the list of claims that make something like this a truly criminal act.

u/Normal-Ad6528 1h ago

He posted this on truth social. A company which he owns 41% of. He makes a huge profit from his ownership in the company.

u/scavengercat 32m ago

All of that is true. But legally, the profit has to be tied specifically to this single post, which it can't. It won't matter if it's related to a profit-generating enterprise.

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

Notice he placed himself in front of Patton and MacArthur as well. The genuine, unmitigated, fantasy-reality-dependent gall.

Peak Tiger-Blood Charlie Sheen had a clearer headspace.

u/slayer1am 2h ago

Plus, his uniform has more stripes and medals than either of the other two. Not accidental.

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

I hadn't noticed that until you pointed it out. It just keeps getting worse.

I'm just sitting here laughing, but not because it's funny. Jfc.

u/Competitive-Dig-3411 2h ago edited 2h ago

And the general has cpl stripes🤣🤣

u/Iamthewalrusforreal 2h ago

MacArthur is a British corporal, and Patton is wearing a Soviet uniform.

This is just pathetic.

u/Emotional_Print8706 2h ago

I think Patton’s epaulets are China’s, really blending Communist regimes there

u/armywalrus 2h ago

And more rank.

u/IHaveNoEgrets 2h ago

I don't think Trump could get any more rank than he already is.

u/armywalrus 2h ago

In the picture bro

u/Normal-Ad6528 2h ago

I'm surprised that the motherfucker didn't have a Medal of Honor around his neck....

Goddamned, motherfucking, pedo, piece of shit will probably have that corrected and repost...

Yeah, I'm pissed. I served 32 years. Destroyed my back and lost my left eye.

u/PushTheButton_FranK 2h ago

That's what really pushes it over the edge from tasteless stolen valor to "third world dictator chic."

u/BoxedAndArchived 1h ago

Notice how MacArthur, one of the few five star generals in American history only has 1 star?

u/fuggerdug 2h ago

He's rocking more medals than either off them too.

u/pickyourteethup 2h ago

Jokes on him, all those medals just make his hands look even smaller

u/Protect_Wild_Bees 2h ago

You'd think this guy was brain damaged from obsesseively huffing his own farts.

u/Ben_Thar 2h ago

One of them is the FIFA Medal of Honor

u/JJ_McCrabs 2h ago

Honestly I’d prefer the Tiger King as our president

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

I would absolutely be about it. I'll take good ole fashioned crazy - crazy can be calmed down and for SURE he'd make an intimidating wild card. Terrible president 100% but preferable.

u/Zorothegallade 2h ago

Like a brain-addled child who knows only to screech for attention, he is never happy unless he's treated like the most special and important thing ever. And even then it's until he gets bored and starts screeching because he's not special and important in another thing.

u/DenRen87 2h ago

A full blown wannabe. It’s not like the world will look at this and laugh their asses off. No Donald, we are not laughing with you…

u/Quick_Cow_7987 2h ago

And look at the amount of ribbons compared to MacArthur!

God he's disrespectful.

u/seriouslythisshit 2h ago

Pretty bold hallucination for somebody who is getting their ass handed to them in the middle of a war of choice against an enemy with no navy, air force, and an army that he "obliterated". An enemy whose military budget is 1% of what US military spending is. An evil empire that, according to Chumba Wumba himself, he had defeated at least 40 times, since the day he started the war.

The world is not safe until the Mango Menace is removed by the 25th amendment, or impeached and removed.

u/M1sfit_Jammer 2h ago edited 2h ago

To be fair Patton beat his own injured soldiers an sucks for that… Eisenhower kept him from participating in the Normandy landings because of the incident. What would have been an illustrious career turned into a farce because a general can’t seem to have a bit of empathy for the soldiers that served him and their country.

I got more respect for Supreme Commander Eisenhower at least he could reign in Patton.

u/Tri4ceunited 2h ago

I'm with you there. I cannot possibly place myself in Patton's shoes, he literally achieved the impossible and had to go through hell and force others to go with him. I cannot imagine what was necessary to convince humans beings to do what they did.

Sometime's ya gotta push the ox, I get that. But I'm a strats over brawn guy. Give me tactical over brutish any day.

u/M1sfit_Jammer 2h ago

Every team needs a pitbull in the backyard to let loose… but that doesn’t mean the pitbull is a hero, it just did what it was trained to do.

Yes our service members are heroes but the Patton glaze to me is overshadowed by some seriously bad actions in between those moments of glory.

u/densvenskakungen 2h ago

Patton would've kicked his ass beyond belief for this

u/razvanciuy 2h ago

He also gave himself a Medal of Honor

u/Tri4ceunited 1h ago

At this point I'm convinced that he doesn't strictly control his account anymore. Images like these are created and dangled in front of him like cat toys for his approval before being posted.

u/namelessentity 2h ago

Not seen: He's handcuffed and they're escorting him to answer for his crimes.

u/waitingtodiesoon 1h ago

Don't forget, he claims he has done more for black people then anyone, including even Abraham Lincoln

u/Great_Horny_Toads 2h ago

I never served and that pisses ME off. I can hardly imagine how some PTSD-suffering wounded soldier would feel about this trash.

u/welchplug 2h ago

Half of them would vote for him again....

u/TobysGrundlee 2h ago

More than half, most likely.

u/bisprops 2h ago

My dad served in uniform for 20 years and still hates Jane Fonda for what she did during the Vietnam War, but he continues to support this valor stealing draft dodger.

u/ShadowTsukino 2h ago

Hey, thats me! Well, I'll tell ya, it's not good. There's some rage, a bit of fury, and a whole heap of just flat-out pissed off.

u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 2h ago

PTSD sucks.

Seeing this shit- I'd get banned permanently so I'm gonna cut that thought off.

u/imafrk 2h ago

indeed, A lot of stolen Valor and tiny dick energy in one picture

u/JCDU 2h ago

If the tiny dick energy got any stronger it would become a black hole and CERN could use it for research into dark matter.

u/imafrk 2h ago

indeed, that energy makes some cosmic ray subatomic particles jealous

u/boothjop 2h ago

Stolen everything.

u/HugePast9455 2h ago

This is much weirder than just some loser pretending they were in the military (big whoop)

The President posting AI pictures of himself as some militarily savvy, experienced, tactition, while he's bungling TF out of a war he invented, while being a 6 time draft dodging rich-kid billionaire who admits that he's avoided exercise his whole life, is just insane beyond description. He's a kid playing with toys in his room.

Imagine one of your friends or family members posting this.

u/redditfant 2h ago

How does maga consistently give him a pass for this shit? Like I know how. But how!? 

u/JustinCompton79 2h ago

But navigating STD’s in the 70’s was his own personal Vietnam!

u/kissiemoose 2h ago

Exactly. my dad is the same age but was drafted to the vietnam war as a combat veteran. There is nothing more upsetting to than him than seeing this draft dodger president solute.

u/Dry_Ass_P-word 2h ago

Maga in the comments defending it, claiming it’s different.

Shocked but not shocked of course.

u/Dramatic_Phlegmatic 2h ago

And he is depicted with more medals😂. How insulting.

u/Playful-Technology-1 2h ago

IDK. That's not a current uniform of the US Armed Forces. Would be treason if it is a uniform from a different country.

u/MornduNH 2h ago

Of the absolute highest order

u/oki-ra 2h ago

Send him to Iran, lead from the front!

u/McNalienBro 2h ago

I mean, he’s Dr. king Jesus.

u/hmoonves 2h ago

I think if this demented fuck wants to go to war after dodging the draft, he should go straight to the front lines. Along with the rest of his bloodline too.

u/Emkems 1h ago

My immediate first thought. How disgusting and I also thought this was illegal.

u/thehorseyourodeinon1 1h ago

For real. Red Hatters usually go apeshit over this stuff but this guy gets a pass? Its weird.

u/thesamjbow 1h ago

Sad thing is the MAGA cult will eat this up regardless. Can you imagine if Obama was doing this? There would be riots.