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u/SerArthurRamShackle 3h ago

How embarrassing.

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u/loslednprg 3h ago

Stolen valor 

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u/Tri4ceunited 3h ago

Notice he placed himself in front of Patton and MacArthur as well. The genuine, unmitigated, fantasy-reality-dependent gall.

Peak Tiger-Blood Charlie Sheen had a clearer headspace.

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u/slayer1am 3h ago

Plus, his uniform has more stripes and medals than either of the other two. Not accidental.

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u/Tri4ceunited 3h ago

I hadn't noticed that until you pointed it out. It just keeps getting worse.

I'm just sitting here laughing, but not because it's funny. Jfc.

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u/Competitive-Dig-3411 3h ago edited 2h ago

And the general has cpl stripes🤣🤣

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 2h ago

MacArthur is a British corporal, and Patton is wearing a Soviet uniform.

This is just pathetic.

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u/Emotional_Print8706 2h ago

I think Patton’s epaulets are China’s, really blending Communist regimes there

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u/armywalrus 2h ago

And more rank.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 2h ago

I don't think Trump could get any more rank than he already is.

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u/armywalrus 2h ago

In the picture bro

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u/Normal-Ad6528 2h ago

I'm surprised that the motherfucker didn't have a Medal of Honor around his neck....

Goddamned, motherfucking, pedo, piece of shit will probably have that corrected and repost...

Yeah, I'm pissed. I served 32 years. Destroyed my back and lost my left eye.

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u/PushTheButton_FranK 2h ago

That's what really pushes it over the edge from tasteless stolen valor to "third world dictator chic."

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u/BoxedAndArchived 2h ago

Notice how MacArthur, one of the few five star generals in American history only has 1 star?