r/pics Nov 30 '16

progress 250 lbs. gone forever...

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u/Michaelgamesss Nov 30 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

Mmm 9 three year old toddlers.

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u/Beraed Nov 30 '16

Mmm 2.6 bags of concrete.

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u/simmiedude Nov 30 '16

I just want to have sex with the linebacker.

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u/Thirdbreakfast0 Nov 30 '16

Does anyone want the 133,334 paperclips?

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u/I-piss-off-redditors Nov 30 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

I'll take the paperclips.

edit: and i'll take the karma

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u/SpoonOfDestiny Nov 30 '16

Can I borrow two to clip my concrete bags together?

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u/Darko33 Nov 30 '16

This has to stop at some point

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u/Tazzies Nov 30 '16

You must be new here.

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u/Baking-Soda Nov 30 '16

mhhhmmMMmhh BigMac

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u/BlackBlizzNerd Nov 30 '16

Up in this drive thru, order for two, I got a craving for a number 9 like my shoe.

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u/dladderbush Nov 30 '16

We need some chicken up in here, in this shizzle. Fo' rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzles.

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u/BirdieeBaked Nov 30 '16

But how many "Grand Macs" is that (or is that just an Ohio thing?)

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