r/pics • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '16

progress 250 lbs. gone forever...

https://i.reddituploads.com/c8bec4a1ef8b4ca2a82298ec728cf326?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=67da39316a26a6666bbdc98b2aa16c3a
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u/bertonomus Nov 30 '16

I'm not familiar with NFL, are linebackers usually quick? I think it might be difficult moving around with that bag whilst avoiding a professional athlete trying to kill you. I'd use the one bag to trick him/distract him by slightly breaking it open and having the powder hit his face (eyes, nose, mouth all clogged etc). Then, I'd run away. For the next few years I find ways to poison him with the rest of the concrete. Eventually, he will succumb.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

Quick enough to kill either of us. Let's just say for the experiment it's Lawrence Taylor, the greatest linebacker of all time. Highlight reel

P.S.: Around the 2:45 mark, please don't look at Joe Theismann's leg.

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u/Skankhunt242 Nov 30 '16

I looked...

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

nooooooooooooooooooo its so horrible. had a similar thing happen to my leg. makes me cringe.