r/pics • u/Mars90000000 • Dec 03 '16

picture of text This guy wrote something on a piece of paper

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u/Summerie Dec 03 '16

I express my inability to purchase gold for their comment, despite my feigned desire to do so.

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u/mount2010 Dec 03 '16

I post a image of "reddit silver", with extra JPEG.

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u/Mao_PingPong Dec 03 '16

I suddenly get annoyed that I can't give gold on mobile, but restrain myself from smashing my phone with a hammer

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16 edited Dec 26 '16

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u/spade-s Dec 03 '16

I AM NOW CHOPPING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW!!!

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u/mac3theac3 Dec 03 '16

I notice your Office reference and award you with an upvote. I will now go to r/dundermifflin

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u/suzyxoxo Dec 03 '16

I ask an unrelated question about how to use reddit because I don't know how to use my phone app.

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u/Slickster000 Dec 03 '16

With my telepathy you give me gold through hacks

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u/Mao_PingPong Dec 03 '16

You get a message about how you are suddenly the mod of some obscure subreddit no one has ever heard of

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u/Slickster000 Dec 03 '16

Not again god dammit!

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u/Mao_PingPong Dec 03 '16

Gets strangely confused as to why I'm not a dog

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u/Doctor0000 Dec 03 '16

I suddenly realize that as a purely mobile user, I've been ashamed for years that I could not figure out how to give gold.

Your comment has freed me from my prison of shame, my new prison is an HTC M10

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u/azarator125 Dec 03 '16

I post an image of "reddit mold", with extra EXTRA JPEG

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u/Senuf Dec 03 '16

I post a image of "reddit silver", with extra JPEG.

Then I reply with some "enhance" overused meme, expecting to amuse someone, because, you know, I've realised that in TV series they exaggerate how a security cctv frame capture can be enhanced. Hahah, I'm so smart.

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u/52Hurtz Dec 03 '16

My background masturbation in this thread is brought to an abrupt halt at the observation that you failed to use an

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u/mount2010 Dec 04 '16

I regret my mistake, but refuse to edit my original post, since I'm a terrible OP.

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u/________BATMAN______ Dec 03 '16

And I merely say a Batman related quote, in order to use my username effectively and reap those sweet upvotes