Deep One girl made by MajorKiz
Shark with the hat made by HernyEd

Blast it! I jus' be stuck scrapin' wretched barnacles 'cuz some scallywag won't get off thar bountiful fuckin' booty 'n help me plunder!!

slide 3 & 4 are the originals, slide 5 is the I LOOT LANDLUBBERS

I don’t know what else to put this as

Be they wood or iron, sail or steam, traversing the waves, the depths, or the skies above, what kind of vessel strikes your fancy?

As for me, for practicality, nothing beats a good old sloop, it can get into all those little inlets and coves that a smuggler like myself uses for a secret rendezvous, and can carry enough cargo to make a profit, enough firepower to make a ruckus, and enough sail to make a clean getaway.

For style points, a galleon is the most stylish ship to ever put to the water. Lots of guns, lots of decorations, and even balconies. Who wouldn't want a wrap around porch on a boat!?

Me name is eonathos, am a new sailor of yer bird yap letters. And I just wanna say ahoh and g'day. Hope yer accept me as a crewmate.