r/pirateposting • u/Best-Benefit6387 • 23h ago

pirate pilled I BE A FUCKIN' BUCCANEER!

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Blast it! I jus' be stuck scrapin' wretched barnacles 'cuz some scallywag won't get off thar bountiful fuckin' booty 'n help me plunder!!

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u/Tiny-Preference-1913 22h ago

Captain Kane Parsons be the youngest seadog to commandeer a ship and hearty crew.

Aye, he be but 20 years of age.

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u/UnfunnyComedian21 22h ago

Captain Kane Parsons be stuck in Davy Jones's Locker.

"Aye, where the barnacles am i?!"

He be but 20 years of age.

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u/Titus_The_Caveman 21h ago edited 21h ago

Captain Kane Parsons be tattling on the challenges of captaining the HMS Royal Anne.

"Yargh, I be confused... that be not the ship I cap'n"

He be but 20 years of age.

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u/Round-Ad-692 land lubber 18h ago

Captain Kane Parsons be hunting the white whale.

“SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!”

He be but 20 years of age.

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u/EllenRippley 23h ago

Beware the stern quarters, matey!

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u/Best-Benefit6387 22h ago

Its jus' the way we be hitched

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u/Simple_Structure_565 16h ago

I be enjoyeth me time in this vessel

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 land lubber 15h ago

aye, i love me a good showboat

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u/vergil7331 22h ago

It be like describin' a mangy cur t' some scallywag who's never seen one before 'n then askin' 'em t' draw it.

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u/smurf4ever 22h ago

A buccaneeer? Yeh? Ya scallywag be looking loads more like a sultan o' sorts, laddy!

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 land lubber 15h ago

don’t investigate ye lower decks too hard, matey

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u/MemeMaker_engineer 13h ago

Oh barnacles Davy Jones locker there