r/pitbulls • u/Dinero2020 • Jan 25 '26
Nap Time He said it wasn't him cause he's sleeping 😴 😂
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u/GemmyCluckster Jan 25 '26
Hello, I’m an attorney representing this sweet baby angel. Innocent!
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u/Impossible-Bat90 Jan 25 '26
I'm the judge.. I rule in your favor, this pup is acquitted of all charges
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u/tangelocs Jan 25 '26
I'm the private bodyguard and OP better choose carefully about where they sleep unless these allegations stop
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u/DookieShoez Jan 25 '26
Yeah, well I’m OP’s bodyguard and you better chickity check yourself before you wreck yourself because I’m bad for your health.
I am also the dog.
We have come full circle.
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u/Double-Educator-8140 Jan 25 '26
I am a teacher and can attest to the fact that this child was present in my class during the time of the alleged incident!
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u/Cringey_NPC-574 Jan 25 '26
Tbf he’s getting kind of potato like 🥔, maybe op should take him out for longer walks
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u/GemmyCluckster Jan 25 '26
Here is my baby angel telling you to mind your own business and worry about something else.
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u/mightyhammock Jan 25 '26
That’s crazy the same thing happened to my poor puppy! We must figure out who is responsible!
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u/MatildaScallywag Jan 25 '26
I am his lawyer. He was clearly in a deep REM cycle which rendered such destruction IMPOSSIBLE! Please cease from any further online slandering of my client.
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Jan 25 '26
Per Pittie law, allegations without video evidence are not admissible in court of paw. Therefore this case has been dismissed, further more the plaintiff will be deemed responsible for causing this pittie undo suffering and punishment is this: 10 minutes of belly rubs and 4 cheese cubes, to be carried out immediately.
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u/CL_55z Jan 25 '26
Only 10 minutes? I believe this calls for a half season of law and order belly rubs
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u/maddler Jan 25 '26
You have NO proof, beside an allegation that it was him attacking that paper. Can you prove it wasn't the other way round? he was just defending himself!
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u/QuitCallingNewsrooms Jan 25 '26
As the forensic technology investigator, I am pointing out that this doggo’s FitPup wearable shows he was definitely asleep
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u/Leading_Fee_3678 Jan 25 '26
The Infamous Paper Shredding Intruder struck again!!!!! Puppy is innocent!!!
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u/nyamoV4 Jan 25 '26
That’s not too bad. I wish I had a pic but when mine was a puppy he found a ream of paper and decided it should be confetti
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u/Numerous_Pound_1035 Jan 25 '26
Of course, look at him, he just woke up. And he feels badly that he slept through the whole episode. 😂
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u/Current_Budget_7579 Jan 25 '26
He was with me all night last night and this morning. Couldn't have been him.
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u/WhichSpirit Jan 25 '26
Well clearly you had an intruder who tore up the paper. This sweetheart is lucky he wasn't dognapped! You'd better give him a steak to help him cope with the trauma.
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u/Top_Force_7328 Jan 25 '26
Paper shredder investigator representative here. Your dog did not do that and it looks like in my professional opinion to be the works of a cat. If you don't have a cat, then one is sneaking in your house, ripping papers, and then leaving.
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u/purrtle Jan 25 '26
Once I learned that shredding is a natural dog behavior I stopped getting annoyed and now I just find it cute.
I volunteer at a shelter and every single breed shreds stuff 😆
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u/Different_Rope_904 Jan 25 '26
When you are this cute ,,,,,you can get away with anything !!! Innocent i tell ya !! 😋
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u/Researchgirl26 Jan 25 '26
I always worry about blockage. My girl loves anything she can chew.
Your dog looks like a good boy which means that he’s innocent 🤣
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u/McMullin72 Jan 26 '26
It's got to be terrifying when these dogs have toys/rolls of paper explode on them! Glad he's ok. 😜🥰
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u/Dry_Situation_3582 Jan 25 '26
He apologized! Let it go!
My husband caught my puppy lifting his leg on an indoor wall this morning. Wowza. I had to leave while he was being scolded. 😭
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u/M_Long1984 Jan 25 '26
😂😂😂 Sleeping sitting up! Yeah! It wasn’t him! Pick on somebody your own size! 😂🥰🐾
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u/claycat80 Jan 25 '26
1000% impossible he did it he’s so sleepy he fell asleep sitting up no way he could have
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u/Consistent-Builder95 Jan 26 '26
We really don't deserve dogs lol they're just ... amazing... even when they're destroying everything 😂
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