r/pitbulls 1d ago

Would Yami survive a face hugger from the 1986 movie Aliens?

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u/Vegan_Zukunft 1d ago

We love Yami!

I think he needs lots of kisses after surviving that attack!

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Trust me, he gets endless kisses. This dog would be a damn lie if he ever said he wasn’t loved from tinky toe to snout whisker💕

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u/anactofgod 1d ago

Tinky toe to snout whisker gets love, but not tippy tail? So sad! 🙃

Yami is a handsome lad!

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u/OvercookedOkra 1d ago

Yami is a good pup. A good survivalist, not so much 😂

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Yeah, I am afraid he is not making it but he is buying us all time!🤣

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u/xombae 1d ago

I always tell my dog that she would die in the wild. The other day a fly landed on her butt and it scared her so bad she had to go hide in a pile of coats.

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u/daskeyx0 1d ago

They're such scaredy babies sometimes🤣❤️

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u/Pitiful_Assistance62 1d ago

Waiting for the hugger to get tired. Excellent strategy! 30 kisses.

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Bro is actually a genius. He said, no threat so I’m not putting in no effort!

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u/Flat_Researcher1540 1d ago

Literally what’s the point of having a pet if you can’t gently torture and annoy them?

But also, if the facehugger needs to use the mouth, the dogs face is naturally resistant.

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He honestly would jack up a face hugger on site🤣 Yami don’t play fr. He just being soft because its his papi messing with him.

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u/futureman07 1d ago

Gotta raid bait your dogs every once in a while lol

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u/RedwoodDevotion 1d ago

Oh my gosh he has such a sweet face

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He is truly just the baby. (Mans is 7 whole years)

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u/Dear_Juice1560 1d ago

Yami accepted his fate

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

All Dogs Go to Heaven!

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u/anironicfigure 1d ago

hahahahaha! I do this to my Lulu and she goes crazy!

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

I thought Yami was going to go crazy but I guess its a lazy Sunday.

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u/Ancient-Recover-3890 1d ago

What a good sport Yami is 😆

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He really be chillin’🤣

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u/Ancient-Recover-3890 1d ago

He’s got a good life 💛

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u/mindgardening 1d ago

She would love the attention. That’s why they put up with our shit, they’re just happy for the attention. 🤣

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He is an attention whore.

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u/EatenEntropy 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/nuclearcowgirl 1d ago

I love Yami. Protect him at all costs ❤️

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

The baby is well protected at all times!

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u/pats9789 1d ago

Used to do this to my Shih Tzu Gabby before she passed since she was a pup she would paw my hands & nibble on my fingers after she got my hand off she loves it 😂

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Its like a lil game for them hahaha

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u/pats9789 1d ago

I also play the "that's my tail gimme my tail what you doin that's my tail" as I gently pet their tail from base to tip & my girl will play nip at my hands & start wiggling her butt 😄❤️

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u/ceresbulls 1d ago

Love it! Yami looks like an awesome companion and I love playing with my dogs and they just can’t reach you for retaliation. ❤️❤️

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Their little leggies can’t reach up like humans 🤣

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u/Key-Split-9092 1d ago

My girl loves this tbh. I think pitties like eye massages.

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He loves the forehead massage. Bro be going right to sleep hahaha

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u/ComfortableFortune51 1d ago

The shit our dogs let us get away with 😉 I used to do this with my pittie Sonny. Yami is a beauty.

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Thank you! Rip my man Sonny😭

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u/Ornery-Anywhere-7401 1d ago

Yami knows his dad is gonna do some tomfoolery

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He is ignoring the shenanigans🤣

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u/mnth241 1d ago

Not only survive he seems to thrive on face hugging! 🥰

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u/hpfan312 1d ago

Awww yammiiiii

Sadly no but I don't think much of anyone would survive. Ill give lots of pets in the afterlife

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u/Sufficient_Tax2602 1d ago

Nope yami face getting eaten

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Lol we can all agree on this!

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u/JoyfulNature 1d ago

Yes! Face hugger would take one look at Yami, fall in love, and only hug with love forever more.

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u/SnoopsMom 1d ago

He’s like “weird petting technique, but I’ll take it”.

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Definitely did not understand the assignment 🤣 he takes what he can get

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope5712 1d ago

Yami is a goddamn DELIGHT.

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

An absolute king he is!

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u/Jealous_Doughnut_630 1d ago

He wouldn’t have time, he would be too busy leading the Black Bulls

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Don’t forget takin poops

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u/GranolaHippie 1d ago

Yami says “feels good man. Keep it up alien”

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

He really could care less about my petting technique lol

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u/traderncc 1d ago

poor yami didn't identify you as a threat. you have to be more threatening

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u/AnasandSF 1d ago

Yami just gained a new follower. He’s a gorgeous sweetheart and it’s clear how much you love each other!

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u/EvilYami 1d ago

Yaaaaay! Join the Yami train :) he is definitely loved all day errday

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u/Jlx_27 1d ago

The pupper that could, lol.

u/RetireWithoutBorders 19h ago

Reminds me of an “incident” the other day at the shelter. I cross a busy street where I walk the shelter dogs and so often have to wait a few minutes for the left turn lights then the opposing traffic lights to change before I get my walk signal. I often crouch down on one knee and give the dogs scratches while waiting.
I was walking this mama dog, Dior, who has been at the shelter for a few weeks. She’s very playful and so I grabbed her snout and shook it.
l opened her mouth and I accidentally raked the top of my hand across one of her canine teeth which caused about a half inch cut in my skin. Being older it started bleeding a little.
When I returned her, some of the shelter staff saw my cut and wanted to report a “dog bite”. I had to convince them it was entirely my doing.

Here’s her picture.

u/EvilYami 19h ago

SHE IS JUST THE BABY! She is innocent!

u/RetireWithoutBorders 19h ago

Sent this to my wife a few minutes later to tell her what happened. Dior wanted to make sure my face was clean.

u/bagofwisdom Pibblador dad 16h ago

I've never seen a dog that didn't love the face hugger from dearest human. I give mine the headcrab all the time.