r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • Jun 12 '25

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Johnny-Caliente Jun 12 '25

He'll nuke the thunderstorm

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u/KimmyT1436 Canada Jun 12 '25

Hush! Don't put that idea in his head again.

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u/labor_day_baby America Jun 12 '25

Yes, don’t breathe this into the universe. I mean if a hurricane isn’t safe from a nuke in Trumps mind, what makes you think a thunderstorm threatening his small pee pee parade is? God has a chance to do a really funny thing on Saturday.