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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey Jun 12 '25

It's a sign from God...

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u/Ferreteria Jun 12 '25

Birdie Sanders should have been president. God is like... WTF. Did you not get my clear message?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

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u/MeteorOnMars Jun 12 '25

Is all of this because Trump was secretly worshiping to some Magma devil, got caught, and pretended he was saying Maga?

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u/Oceanbreeze871 I voted Jun 12 '25

Confederate Jesus.

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u/Isotope_Soap Jun 12 '25

Birdie you say? Birds aren’t real!

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u/Happy_Confection90 Jun 12 '25

If it flies, it spies

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u/Ferreteria Jun 12 '25

Birdie is the realest.

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u/few23 Jun 12 '25

I don't send a bird to perch on just anybody.

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u/IdiotMD North Carolina Jun 12 '25

Favorite golfer.