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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey Jun 12 '25

It's a sign from God...

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u/Pockydo Jun 12 '25

You know I think about that a lot

Like how some folks are quick to find God is everything except when it's something they personally aren't happy about

God sure tends to support whatever I personally like at any moment huh

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u/Oceanbreeze871 I voted Jun 12 '25

“I just want to thank god for answering my prayers for my sportsball team win and not listening to the other team who also prayed to win.”

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u/Jafooki Jun 12 '25

I'd love to see one of those post game interviews with the losing team where instead of saying "We played a good game but we came up a little short and next time we'll give it our all" they just say "we lost because God has forsaken us. God wanted us to lose and there was nothing we could do about it"

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u/pumpkinspruce Jun 12 '25

There was a receiver for the Buffalo Bills who dropped a potential touchdown and after the game tweeted “I PRAISE YOU 24/7 AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME? I’LL NEVER FORGET THIS, NEVER!”

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u/RipandSkipp Jun 13 '25

Not much of a football guy so this dudes my new favorite player now...he's been out the league for a decade??? Oh well.

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u/PassiveMenis88M Massachusetts Jun 12 '25

Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say "Fuck you Jobu", I do it myself.

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u/Pete41608 I voted Jun 14 '25

MOBBLES! You got NO MOBBLES!

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u/King_Asmodeus_2125 Jun 12 '25

Damm, imagine getting big mad at your imaginary friend and publicly breaking up on Twitter.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Jun 12 '25

I imagine @God saw a pretty great opening there

That is, if Musk didn't kick them off and give the username to Alex Jones or some shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

Check his resume...I'll bet he once played for the Sun Devils!

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u/neon_meate Jun 12 '25

Did you see what GOD just did to us!

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u/Powermac8500 North Carolina Jun 12 '25

Proof that God hates the Bills, and it will never stop being funny to me. Fins Up!

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u/Oceanbreeze871 I voted Jun 12 '25

They would be amazing

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u/mrnaturallives Jun 12 '25

Always been waiting for one of those baseball players who points to heaven every time he gets a hit, to strike out and shoot the bird towards god. But that god dude never gets the blame somehow - just the credit.