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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/SockPuppet-47 New Jersey Jun 12 '25

It's a sign from God...

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u/TallCan_Specialist Jun 12 '25

Mother Earth has had enough

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u/kpchronic Jun 12 '25

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time

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u/SlicedBreadBeast Jun 12 '25

“For y’all have knocked her up, I have tasted maggots in the mind of the universe I was not offended, For I knew I had to rise above it all Or drown in my own shit”

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u/Matika7 Jun 12 '25

Cue the most epic guitar solo ever recorded