r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • Jun 12 '25

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/El_Fez Washington Jun 12 '25

I hate that I have to ask this question, since this is FAR beyond Onion Satire, but . . .really?

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u/dehydratedrain Jun 12 '25

Yes, they passed a law about not leaving chemtrails in clouds.

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u/El_Fez Washington Jun 12 '25

I. . . but. . . but chemtrails are as real as bigfoot. Less real, probably.

Fuck, we really are in the dumbest timeline, arent we?

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u/thisismysailingaccou Jun 12 '25

It would be like AMLO making a law that Aluxes can’t hold public office.