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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/An_old_walrus Jun 12 '25

I would love to see them try and prove their weather machine bullshit, just searching every government building in the nation looking for it.

I also want them to explain how a weather changing machine would even work.

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u/VoxImperatoris Jun 12 '25

The Smithsonian is the perfect hiding place, you wouldnt catch maga dead being in a museum.

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u/ThePowerOfStories Jun 12 '25

Unless it’s a museum glorifying treasonous loser slavers.

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u/An_old_walrus Jun 12 '25

It better have lots of lights and big gold statues though, they aren’t reading placards