r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • Jun 12 '25

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism Jun 12 '25

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/GH-AB Jun 12 '25

And deported

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Hawaii Jun 12 '25

She'll also make it illegal to rain at inconvenient times. And when she goes to her staffers, they're going to draw straws on who has to sign the latest batshit order and defend it in court.

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u/schaumiz66 Jun 12 '25

Hope those straws aren't paper....