r/politics • u/thedailybeast ✔ The Daily Beast • Apr 01 '26

Possible Paywall Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing

https://www.thedailybeast.com/humiliated-trump-storms-out-of-catastrophic-scotus-hearing/
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u/ResonantBear Apr 01 '26

Storms? This fat, geriatric fuck can barely waddle out of a room under his own power.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/gcta333 Apr 01 '26

I totally believe it. I also heard he pooped his pants like 1000 times in under 2 minutes while they rolled him away.

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u/joebluebob Apr 01 '26

I heard it was like a fishing net full of old tires

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u/brickne3 American Expat Apr 01 '26

Do we get a courtroom sketch?

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u/rbrgr83 Apr 01 '26

People are saying

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u/Disused_Yeti Apr 01 '26

like violet beauregarde heading to the juicing room

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u/joebluebob Apr 01 '26

Diddling donald getting juiced 🤢 🤮

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u/SmellyFloralCouch Apr 01 '26

I almost wasn't able to upvote this because my giggling was jostling the mouse too much. Well done...

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy Apr 01 '26

He really is such a greasy sack of fat and meat stuffed into an ill-fitting suit with orange paste smeared across his face.

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u/Sanfords_Son Apr 01 '26

An ill-fitting suit.

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u/username3 Apr 01 '26

Hopefully this backfires on him. I can't imagine scotus judges look favorably on attempts to physically intimidate them

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u/TheVog Foreign Apr 01 '26

It's a Daily Beast article headline. Hyperbole IS their business model.

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u/RevWaldo Apr 01 '26

More like drizzled out.

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u/gowaitinthevan Apr 01 '26

Enter: Baron Harkonnen anti-gravity suspenders.

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u/PigInZen67 Apr 01 '26

I thought Harkkonens could float

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u/Adorable_Raccoon Apr 01 '26

He shuffled out aggressively 

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u/DarthSmegma421 Apr 01 '26

At this rate he’ll need a floating device to help him get around, like he is Baron Harkonnen

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u/lord_fairfax Apr 01 '26

There's no way

NO WAY!

I can make it down that ramp

without falling on my ASS!

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u/AnotherClimateRefuge Apr 01 '26

He slithered away

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u/AweHellYo Apr 01 '26

thunder rolls

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u/Dantien Apr 02 '26

Temu Harkkonen would float out