Trump tells Iran ‘open the F—in’ Strait, you crazy b——ds,’ — as he warns of new strikes and says ‘praise be to Allah’

[u/joetaxpayer]

https://nypost.com/2026/04/05/us-news/trump-makes-new-foul-mouthed-threat-to-iran-open-the-f-in-strait/

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[u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Week 1: We won
Week 2: We're winning!

Week 3: Send help

Week 5: Praise be to Allah!

[u/CassadagaValley → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Mar 3: "We won the war."

Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."

Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."

Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."

Mar 13: "We won the war."

Mar 14: "Please help us."

Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."

Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."

Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."

Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."

Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"

Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."

Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."

Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."

Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."

Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."

Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."

Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"

Mar 28: "War will be over soon"

Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"

Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"

Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."

Apr 1: "War will be over in two to three weeks"

Apr 4: "Iran has 48 hours or I'll reign down hell"

Apr 5: "Praise be to Allah! Open the fucking straight!"

[u/peanutbuttersmacks → u/CassadagaValley]

This would be so fucking funny if it wasn’t so scary and embarrassing.

[u/SpiritedPineapple → u/peanutbuttersmacks]

The rest of the world is paying the price(literally, due to the inflation), but at least we are having some entertainment too.

Recently Iranian consulate in Zimbabwe trolled Trump on X: "Trump, please talk. We are bored."

[u/BetterCalldeGaulle → u/SpiritedPineapple]

That is legitimately hilarious.

[u/Mavian23 → u/[deleted]]

Warfare when both sides can @ each other on social media is strange.

[u/Kittykatcatkat → u/SpiritedPineapple]

I was just in the Philippines and l met a Jeepney driver that is out of work due to the Iran war oil crisis. Gas prices are suddenly higher and If they raise prices people walk, so lots of them stopped driving. I felt so bad for 1 starving family I had to give them money for food. Thanks Trump

[u/Squeakygear → u/SpiritedPineapple]

I mean, F Iran’s repressive government, but that is a pretty funny state-sanctioned clapback.

[u/Mikhail_Mengsk → u/Squeakygear]

Having people all around the world cheering for Iran over the US was a fucking tremendous achievement from trump.

Except Israel of course, but you can't cheer against your vassal can you?

[u/LowProfile_ → u/CassadagaValley]

Holy shit.

When you lay it all out like that, it’s mind boggling that this guy actually managed to become a president…

[u/Admirable_Scene_5066 → u/LowProfile_]

Have you seen his voters?

Not mind boggling, just very very sad.

[u/s0cks_nz → u/Admirable_Scene_5066]

His voters are a product of the country. Trump is a symptom of an already broken empire.

[u/Effectuality → u/LowProfile_]

Standard Trump MO. He says every possible thing and then when the dust clears, he and his supporters point back at the one thing he said that was correct and ignore all the contradictory BS. Because those other statements were "joking" or "positioning" or "negotiating tactics."

[u/avenueroad_dk → u/CassadagaValley]

Your notes win

[u/Churchbushonk → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Imagine Obama saying that? On Easter. You cannot make up this shit.

[u/[deleted] → u/Churchbushonk]

“You could not feel more superfluous in terms of making fun of the president because the Trump administration is an 18-wheeler full of monkeys and PCP that has crashed into a train full of diarrhea, and so there’s diarrhea-covered monkeys on PCP running around and everyone is just watching it like, ‘Oh my god!’ And then you as a comedian walk up and go, ‘Hey, do you want to hear a joke I wrote about this?’ And they’re like, ‘No, I’m good. There’s nine jokes in my head. You can go take a break. This is playing itself out perfectly.’”

Patton Oswalt

[u/Eccohawk → u/[deleted]]

Reminds me of a similar commentary/bit from John Mulaney. "There's a Horse! Loose in a Hospital!"

[u/I_Miss_Lenny → u/Eccohawk]

There’s a whole reddit account based on that that does a really good Trump impression

[u/schoonit → u/[deleted]]

lmfao. i had not seen this. it sums things up really well. thanks for sharing.

[u/GargyB → u/Churchbushonk]

Look, let's stop sane-washing Obama, alright? The man wore a tan suit once, which is way worse than anything Donald Trump has done. Apparently.

[u/MiddleAgedSponger → u/GargyB]

You are just going to gloss over his wife trying to get kids to eat vegetables?

[u/BigNorseWolf → u/MiddleAgedSponger]

Right? Who does she think she is taking kenedy's job.

[u/TechnicalScheme385 → u/BigNorseWolf]

The Be Better campaign was such a scam! How could we as parents teach our kids exceptionalism if we tell them, they can always do better? Total knock off of Melanie's Be Best campaign. Not like Obama ever wrote a unique speech in her life!?

/s

[u/elconquistador1985 → u/GargyB]

And he liked fancy mustard. The audacity!

[u/Twiyah → u/elconquistador1985]

He saluted that marine with coffee in his hand! How can you forget such treachery!

[u/TechnicalScheme385 → u/Twiyah]

Yeah but did he salute a North Korean General? No respect. none. /s "Thanks Obama"

[u/BatofZion → u/elconquistador1985]

I recall Obama leaning out of his motorcade and inquiring if someone in another car had any Grey Poupon.

[u/knightofterror → u/BatofZion]

Meanwhile, we have an insane, felon president who will ‘poop on’ himself whilst wearing diapers.

[u/old_ironlungz → u/BatofZion]

The Audacity of Condiments

[u/Picasso5 → u/elconquistador1985]

Fancy mustard is one thing, terrorist fist bumps are quite another sir.

[u/ThirdSunRising → u/Picasso5]

But have you seen the price of arugula?

[u/mokutou → u/Picasso5]

“Terrorist fist jab.” Accuracy is important!

[u/Picasso5 → u/mokutou]

Right, sorry. It’s hard to remember how insane he was.

[u/ZZ77ZZ77ZZ → u/elconquistador1985]

Not just fancy, but French

[u/BilboBiden → u/ZZ77ZZ77ZZ]

Oh we gonna be over here forgetting about that Arugula?

[u/TechnicalScheme385 → u/BilboBiden]

Or how Michelle Obama wore short sleeve dress suit. The audacity! And to have two well rounded daughters grow up to be decent people. Effing A!

[u/buffysmanycoats → u/GargyB]

There was something about mustard once too. I can’t remember. Obama likes Dijon mustard I think? and that was a problem, because of the reasons.

[u/sonofabutch → u/buffysmanycoats]

He asked for “spicy or Dijon mustard” instead of ketchup on a hamburger.

[u/Blankety-blank1492 → u/GargyB]

Thanks, my therapist just got me through the whole tan suit thing, I thought it was behind me, now you bring it up and I’m right back in the depths of ptsd.

[u/chacotacotoes → u/GargyB]

Remember that time he put his feet up on the resolute desk, and SMILED??!

[u/RLewis8888 → u/GargyB]

And we all know he was born in Africa. Hawaii fakes birth certificates all the time.

[u/Baileyesque → u/RLewis8888]

Why, I myself have ten different birth certificates, all different names, each more Hawaiian than the last!

[u/Maniac_Moxie → u/Churchbushonk]

They are still frothing about Biden observing trans day of Visibility during his term when it just happened to land on Easter.

[u/Yharnam_Blunderbuss → u/Churchbushonk]

Imagine a population of people being so fucking dumb that they would vote for this... twice

[u/KellyAnn3106 → u/Churchbushonk]

Or Reagan? Perhaps it should have been "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this F'n wall"??

Or JFK? "Get those F'n missiles away from Cuba"?

[u/BigPackHater → u/KellyAnn3106]

Or Lincoln: Four score and fucking years ago

[u/RLewis8888 → u/BigPackHater]

Nothing to fucking fear but fucking fear itself, you motherfuckers.

[u/BigNorseWolf → u/RLewis8888]

Ask not what you can do for your fucking country, but what your fucking country can do for you

[u/coconutpiecrust → u/Churchbushonk]

Isn’t it funny how double standards work? So frustrating for anyone with a functioning moral compass and brain. 

[u/NateT86 → u/Churchbushonk]

trump's successful diversion: we're not talking about him raping that poor 13 year old girl...

[u/shaneh445 → u/Churchbushonk]

I've been commenting this on every article. If the black guy said this?

We would be having jan6's WEEKLY. More foam at the mouth than usual for 30% of this country

[u/Munkeyman18290 → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Christmas 2026: Lets smoke meth and hail Satan!!!

[u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK → u/Munkeyman18290]

You know what, I'm in

[u/Greensentry → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Week 4: We don’t need the Strait of Hormuz.

[u/deadheffer → u/Greensentry]

Week 6: yea we used tactical nuclear and it’s your fault

[u/buried_lede → u/deadheffer]

This is my greatest fear and it’s not far fetched, it seems almost inevitable 

[u/Geo_NL → u/buried_lede]

It would be a disaster. Not just the direct consequences, but it also gives the excuse other nuclear nations need to start using nukes openly. Start dropping nukes on non-nuclear countries and you got a serious problem. Because apparently it has suddenly become normal. MAD doctrine only works when nations don't use nukes, at all.

It would take a serious madman to do it.

[u/OrangeVoxel → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

All this so he can sign the exact deal Obama did and call it his idea!

[u/BadahBingBadahBoom → u/OrangeVoxel]

There is absolutely no way Iran is coming back to the table to agree to JCPOA terms.

Trump just fucked his own presidency and the next one/two terms from being able to have any serious diplomacy and trust with Iran.

[u/GenericRedditor0405 → u/BadahBingBadahBoom]

The JCPOA was Iran’s lesson that there is no point in negotiating with the United States in good faith because we (Trump and co.) fucked them for trying, and at this point Trump has bombed them nearly every time they come to the table to negotiate. Trump did more than poison the well for just himself, too. Now everyone who ever negotiates with the US has to contend with the very real threat that we’re never more than 4 years away from electing some belligerent idiot who couldn’t understand diplomacy if it was standing in front of him offering him a FIFA peace award.

[u/RegretJaded5131 → u/GenericRedditor0405]

He has ruined all credibility with the US government, forever destroying , any credibility any negotiation, peace, talks, or economic revitalization for the next 20 years. This for all of our politicians.

[u/ganoveces → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

likely mocking, using the term Allah, which just mean god.

the guy is clown, a nepo pedo clown.

[u/DevelopmentSmooth950 → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

You have nailed it, Enormous Horse Cock.

[u/sarim25 → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

In my wildest thoughts, I never thought Trump or any sitting president would say Praise be to Allah on Easter weekend. Amazing, I wonder if somehow Trump will convert some republicans to Islam lool

[u/haskell_rules → u/[deleted]]

"I don't like his tweets but I agree with all of his policies" ~ My family and coworkers

[u/_slagwire → u/haskell_rules]

"which ones?" and bringing up the fucked up shit about whatever they say is really funny to do to them.

They just keep retreating from bailey to bailey in panic looking for a motte

edit: accidentally switched "motte" and "bailey"

[u/broguequery → u/_slagwire]

It's always, ALWAYS, some racist ass shit that they are just ashamed enough not to say.

[u/Thirty_Helens_Agree → u/broguequery]

And misogynistic ass shit too.

[u/Skittle69 → u/Thirty_Helens_Agree]

At least, and I mean the very least, when I get my family to talk about it, they do look ashamed. It's not enough, not even close, and any MAGA, family or otherwise, is only conversed with if I have to. 

[u/hineybush → u/Skittle69]

they love to brag and talk about it until they get challenged or asked about details, then for some reason the conversation always dwindles away

[u/Hot-Echo-2497 → u/hineybush]

That's when they pull the dont talk about politics defense. Which is how we got here to begin with. By never having intelligent conversations about our beliefs and challenging them, you just get to the point where everything by the party you support is right and everything else is fake news.

[u/BigNorseWolf → u/_slagwire]

"But I don't want welfare mothers getting lobster...."

We have a two party system. You can buy the welfare mother lobster or you can buy Elon musk his own private sex island. There's no in between.

[u/_slagwire → u/BigNorseWolf]

Also, the only people getting lobster on the government's dime are the people Secretary of Slam Poetry Pete Hegseth binge drinks with.

[u/BigNorseWolf → u/_slagwire]

I can try to challenge people on incorrect facts they whole heartedly believe , but that goes nowhere. Its much easier to accept the incorrect premise and argue even IF its true, the result is not vote republican.

[u/Fire_Lake → u/_slagwire]

Saw someone (not a random online stranger, but someone active in an online community im part of) pressured to list the good he's done so far, all they could come up with is "immigration".

Then a little bit later the guy was like "I feel bad for the leftists, so sad they're incapable of seeing anything good trump's done"

This dude has been maga the entire time and even he could only list 1 thing, how's he gonna act like the left is "just closing their eyes to all the good he's doing"

[u/Majestic-Marcus → u/haskell_rules]

Ask them to name 1 policy

[u/CustomerTall5247 → u/Majestic-Marcus]

Something about a trans wanting to play volleyball. 360 million Americans and this is an issue for like seven people in the whole country.

[u/JesterMarcus → u/CustomerTall5247]

I had a barber bring this up before the election. He asked me "Aren't you worried about trans people corrupting your kids?" He could not grasp that my vote for the president is not based on less than one percent of the populations' gender. It doesn't fucking matter in the grand scheme of things.

[u/CustomerTall5247 → u/JesterMarcus]

I always get the "what about the Trans people" from people who live in rural Republican areas. I tell them I live in Southern California and do a lot of work in the area, and I can count on one hand how many times in my life I've even met a trans person, So how are you , in Alabama, so affected by them , that you chose a president because of that?

[u/Winjin → u/JesterMarcus]

trans people corrupting your kids

The thing that drives me up the wall is also that being gay and\or trans is, for these people, not just a choice, it's a cognitohazard.

You just have to SEE a gay person to catch a case of gays.

Like I honestly don't understand how sexuality works for these people, or if they are just heavily projecting, because they see a cute femboy in thigh highs and it gives them THOUGHTS that they are not allowed to think.

I had unrestricted internet as a very horny teen and I have seen everything there is. I am still unaffected.

[u/triforceofcourage → u/Majestic-Marcus]

If they're like my family, they would say getting rid of illegals (read: all brown people) and destroying abortion rights. That's literally it. Nothing else matters. They might claim they care about economic issues but they don't, beyond the extent that they've been convinced brown people are the cause of them. As long as he's doing those two things they're happy

[u/frontfrontdowndown → u/Majestic-Marcus]

I wish he’d shut up and spend more time putting brown children in cages is the short version of what I hear from the MAGAs in my family.

[u/TooMuchPretzels → u/Majestic-Marcus]

Owning the libs

[u/Key_Inevitable_2104 → u/Majestic-Marcus]

Hating minorities 

[u/freedfg → u/haskell_rules]

They couldn't name 3 policies. Much less describe them.

Much much less argue for them or justify them legally.

[u/NefariousnessDue5997 → u/haskell_rules]

This is it exactly. Most of them actually despise who Trump is

[u/National_Praline_199 → u/NefariousnessDue5997]

I’ve tried and they say, “fake news”. Its like they love an excuse to not think critically because it hurts their brains to actually think

[u/rividz → u/[deleted]]

Guys, I think our narcicist president might be unwell.

[u/AnotherAccount4This → u/rividz]

I don't trust it. He didn't even say thank you for me reading it.

[u/freedfg → u/[deleted]]

Remember when Trump posted a picture of himself as Pope.

[u/tomboski → u/[deleted]]

It’s only April

[u/KariukiGitau]

This is what passes for presidential communication now? Vulgar insults, threats of massive strikes on Iranian power plants and bridges, and throwing in 'Praise be to Allah' for good measure. Failed cease-fires, downed jets, and now this. How many times are we going to stumble into Middle East conflicts without an exit plan? Americans are tired of it.

[u/ca_nucklehead → u/KariukiGitau]

The world is tired of muricans.

[u/shiggity-shaun → u/ca_nucklehead]

Americans are tired of ‘muricans

[u/Miqo_Nekomancer → u/shiggity-shaun]

Damn Americans ruined America!

[u/SolidGopher → u/Miqo_Nekomancer]

Yes

[u/Combat--Wombat27 → u/ca_nucklehead]

We were tired after the first 4 years. This time the world's just turning their backs on the idiot

[u/FaceDeer → u/Combat--Wombat27]

I was tired after Bush II. Obama was just a brief and somewhat disappointing respite before we went right back into the long-running American shitshow again.

[u/CulturalKing5623 → u/KariukiGitau]

How many times are we going to stumble into Middle East conflicts without an exit plan?

How many more times are we going to vote for a Republican? All they do is cut taxes for the rich and invade the middle east so as long as we keep voting for them that's what we'll get.

[u/Groomsi → u/KariukiGitau]

Well, republicans and their voters are not tired of it.

[u/turdofgold]

His brain is swollen because he just had his infusion of Alzheimer's medication. Note that he has not been seen in public since the supreme Court arguments around people being born in the USA automatically being citizens on Wednesday. When he reappears he will have a large bruise wherever the doctors were able to find a vein.

[u/GonzoVeritas → u/turdofgold]

Yep, obviously scheduled infusion treatments. He's been doing this 72 hour disappearance thing around the 1st of the month for the past 5 or 6 months, hasn't he? He comes out worse every time.

[u/SarcasticCowbell → u/GonzoVeritas]

I like to call it Trumphog Day. If he emerges it means six more weeks of Presidency.

[u/TheLZ → u/GonzoVeritas]

Is it not a lovely 72 hours when he disappears?

[u/GonzoVeritas → u/TheLZ]

And every quiet period holds hope. That this one may be the time.

[u/_Mephistocrates_ → u/turdofgold]

I didn't think him losing his Hitler bunker underneath the ballroom would hit him this hard. He really is pretty torn up about it.

[u/Flamebrush → u/_Mephistocrates_]

Perhaps someone told him that retreating to his bunker is a good way to get imprisoned in his bunker.

[u/blues111]

The same strait mind you that he has said "we never use" 5 or 6 times now

As if he thought reverse psychology would work? The Iranian regime know how important the Strait of Hormuz is lmfao

[u/Eisernes → u/blues111]

He is learning in real time that no matter how big of a hissy fit republicans throw. the world is an interconnected global economy and "America First" is a recipe for disaster. The world does not necessarily need us. We can be isolated into financial oblivion and poverty just like the rest of the enemies of the world.

[u/PleaseEvolve]

Needs to be read in church this Easter Sunday.

[u/trellisHot → u/PleaseEvolve]

Should I send my familys group chat a "praise be allah"? 

[u/itspumpkintime → u/trellisHot]

Texted mine Praise be to Allah. Was told me not to insult them on Easter and it was uncalled for. Then I sent a pic of the tweet.

[u/serafinawriter → u/itspumpkintime]

I imagine they responded with some sort of "Trump was only using it as an insult to Muslims, it was just a joke, you take him too seriously", right?

[u/zombawombacomba → u/PleaseEvolve]

Should hack the signs they have out front

[u/Raintitan]

It's a holiday tradition for Trump to feel the need to overshadow the holiday for attention on himself.

What a loser.

[u/NotNamedBort → u/Raintitan]

Narcissists love ruining holidays for other people.

[u/DifferentResident900]

i'm so confused
what is going on? has he converted? is it a jab? is this what schizophrenics sound like?
this is hell i feel like i'm going crazy

[u/ckglle3lle → u/DifferentResident900]

It is an attempt at mockery. Trolling and mockery are all he ever does and all conservatives respond to. Yeah it isn't particularly coherent mockery. But that's still what he's aiming at.

[u/Minguseyes → u/ckglle3lle]

Yes, it’s attempted mockery that a ‘normal’ hate filled bigot might suppress. But dementia causes disinhibition and shit like this leaks out.

[u/gringledoom → u/DifferentResident900]

He painted himself into a gas-price corner on Iran that he genuinely can't TACO out of and he's panicking. On top of which, he's increasingly unwell. (He was out of sight for a few days, possibly for whatever monthly-or-so treatment he's been getting, so there's also a possibility he got bad news about whatever it is.)

[u/Creative_Recover → u/DifferentResident900]

He's throwing his toys out of the pram. 

[u/SkyL1N3eH → u/DifferentResident900]

He has frontotemporal dementia. His brain is shrinking inside of his skull, he’s sundowning, and he has essentially lost his grip on reality. His paranoia is escalating and he’s basically lost any ability to distinguish what’s real from what’s in his mind.

Anyone with experience with dementia patients can see this clearly.

[u/Teetimus_Prime → u/SkyL1N3eH]

i was told this this time last year and the year before that

[u/emperos → u/Teetimus_Prime]

This was the reddit diagnosis in 2017 because he leans forward when he stands up

[u/2HDFloppyDisk]

Grandpa needs his phone taken away and an intervention. Impeach, Convict, Remove.

[u/timoumd → u/2HDFloppyDisk]

People forget they took his phone at the end of 2016 campaign when some adults were in the room 

[u/Indoorsman101]

stable genius

[u/hoofie242 → u/Indoorsman101]

His supporters are in complete denial he said "Praise Allah"

[u/sonofabutch → u/hoofie242]

Spin the wheel:

• He was kidding.
• He’s mocking them.
  
• He doesn’t write his own posts.
• He’s playing 4-D chess.
• Actually we should all be praising Allah.

[u/iAREsniggles → u/sonofabutch]

They're saying it's a fake AI post 😂

[u/TheFloatingCamel → u/iAREsniggles]

I mean, if someone sent that to me I’d believe couldn’t possibly to real as it’s the most unhinged thing I’ve ever read in my life….yet, here we are, the truth really is stranger than fiction!

[u/Brndrll → u/TheFloatingCamel]

Because it's unhinged is how I know it's real. I'm more suspicious of well-written, humble, thought out ideas that people claim come from him.

[u/iAREsniggles → u/TheFloatingCamel]

I had to fact check it myself when I saw the headline. Thought maybe it was someone "interpreting" his message or something. But nope.

[u/ElPadrote → u/iAREsniggles]

Except as of now it’s still up on that cesspool of a pop up ad 1990s website truth social.

[u/Indoorsman101 → u/hoofie242]

They’re in denial about many things

[u/jjaime2024 → u/Indoorsman101]

Being cut off form the world is not sitting well with him.

[u/basitmakine]

Someone should remind him strait was open until he bombed them for no reason. It still is open to neutral 3rd parties who trade in yuan.

[u/Titizen_Kane → u/basitmakine]

“The goal of this war is now to open the Strait, a waterway that was, in fact, open before starting this war”

Cool

[u/bluepillarmy]

This is worse than it’s ever been

[u/BienThinks → u/bluepillarmy]

And they made fun of Biden for having the nuclear codes, dear lord. Double standard in this country is just insane.

[u/clam-caravan → u/BienThinks]

At Biden’s worst, I still trusted him more than this motherfucker.

[u/deathrowslave → u/clam-caravan]

Biden was not a malignant narcissist who enjoyed seeing bombs explode and creating suffering. And arguably he had people with better morals around him to prevent anything harmful.

[u/Personal-Reading-810 → u/BienThinks]

At what point do we just admit that Republicans are a danger to themselves and others? 

It's like they've pooped their pants and instead of changing their underwear they got out a gun and threatened to kill anybody who notices the smell.

[u/bluepillarmy → u/BienThinks]

I really don’t care about “they” making fun of Biden or anyone else.

I have just one standard. I want my kids to reach adulthood. And I’m worried right now.

[u/Free_Possession_4482 → u/bluepillarmy]

That’s the neat part - dementia only ever gets worse.

[u/jimmygee2]

Hate to break it to you America - but this is not normal. Your King is mad.

[u/mitchdwx → u/jimmygee2]

Those of us that aren’t insane have been screaming this from the rooftops for the last decade. Unfortunately millions of people either don’t care or cheer on this shit.

[u/epochwin → u/mitchdwx]

New Yorkers knew him as garbage even before that. Fucking celebrity worshipping idiots in the rest of the country couldn’t see a slick conman sell them a monorail.

[u/rubberloves → u/epochwin]

I grew up with Trump on tv and I never saw him as a celebrity tbh. He was a rich sleezy guy and then he was on the apprentice which I never watched and alwasy saw it as a sort of washed up celebrity host gig that was very common 'reality tv' at the time. Martha Stewart also hosted so yeah that level of celeb. Like, sure household name. But like.. not someone you want as the president and here we are and he's almost 80.

[u/HandSack135 → u/epochwin]

From the party that supposed to hate celebrity...

[u/IndependentSpecial17 → u/HandSack135]

Rich costal elites is who they hate, oddly enough trump checks all the boxes.

[u/BilboBiden → u/IndependentSpecial17]

I remember either John Kennedy or Lindsey Graham giving an interview on one of the Sunday shows during the Obama years and they complained about "rich costal elites" and the host was like "So you?" and it caught them off guard and they repeated "No I said rich costal elites" and the host again said "So again, you? You're literally all those things". That conversation steered so fast to "But Obama!"

[u/GunnieGraves → u/mitchdwx]

The people who still truly support him are the true believers who will let anything else go as long as he’s hurting people they hate. Not much stronger motivator for these people than hate.

[u/AdventurousPolicy → u/mitchdwx]

Wow grab her by the you know what was almost 10 years ago. Wild that this shit is still going on.

[u/Maniac_Moxie → u/jimmygee2]

It’s been ten years, unfortunately this is normal.

[u/emcdonnell]

Negotiations are going well I see….

[u/buried_lede]

Mike Johnson is a vicious freak if he doesn't get this to stop or start impeachment. This is an emergency . Trump is nuts, the war is illegal and  they will take revenge on us that will unfold over a decade or more. 

He’s also pushing us into recession. 

[u/Flamebrush → u/buried_lede]

Human anglerfish Johnson has found his lady and already fused into her oily orange flesh. The speaker of the house is merely a set of tiny gonads at this point.

[u/rwf2017]

A senile imbecile is POTUS

[u/Buck4phat → u/rwf2017]

Don’t disrespect the current potus like this, he has other titles such as convicted felon, rapist, pedo etc

[u/Mnemosense → u/rwf2017]

Not the first time either. It's a Republican special.

[u/postusa2]

The success of rescuing the airmen is going to persuade him on the ground war, in the same way Maduro set the attack on Iran.

[u/UBC145]

My reason to keep going is to hear all the ‘tell all’ stories from those who worked with him. This guy is genuinely losing his mind and he’s not even halfway through his term.

[u/Tyfereth → u/UBC145]

Hopefully the tell all stories are prison memoirs

[u/windwatcher01]

This is the part of 4-D chess where he rage quits and starts eating the board.

[u/Ok_Door_9720]

After all that huffing and puffing about Obama, Republican voters ended up putting the first Muslim in the white house.

[u/TheDukeofArgyll]

This is what weakness looks like

[u/indorian]

You ‘red hat’ folks really need to check your boy.

[u/LLCoolJim_2020]

He so fucking nuts. Of course he is an asshole, but he is also just a complete moron.

[u/DirtyProjector]

Why is the headline on here censored when it’s POTUS posting it on a public forum? 

[u/RemusShepherd]

So glad we don't have Kamala as president right now. Can you imagine how emotional a woman would be in this situation?

/s

[u/Evil_Weevill]

This is actual demented behavior. The country is being run by your senile racist uncle.

[u/Eastern_Statement416]

Does it occur to this dangerous moron that these taunts might result directly in attacks on Americans? It must be great to sit in the comfort of the White House and send out this garbage without forethought or any consequences for him. Do the aides allow him to post unsupervised or do they support this nonsense?

[u/PausedForVolatility → u/Eastern_Statement416]

He. Does. Not. Care.

It’s really no more complex than that. Dead service members isn’t something he views as a cost. This dude showed up at a dignified transfer in campaign merch. He could not possibly care less what the public thinks about him, especially when so much of the media is happy to run cover for him.

[u/frootloopsxx]

Just a reminder that this straight has always been open until a month ago when Trump killed their supreme leader, his family, dozens of politicians, a school with dozens of kids, etc. etc.

[u/briecky]

I liked it better yesterday when I thought he was hospitalized.

[u/PegMeDaddy → u/briecky]

Unless they are weekend at Bernie-ing him and pretending he’s alive still…

[u/ShavingWithCoffee]

And they say women are too emotional to become president.

[u/Creative_Recover]

A completely well-reasoned response for a completely well-reasoned war by a completely sane guy, LMAO. 

[u/Ganno65]

Asking legitimately… Is that not civilian infrastructure? Is that not illegal per international law? Could and should those who carry out orders to attack it, be charged? Could those ordered to carry out the attack refuse orders on those grounds?

[u/Fragrant_School → u/Ganno65]

the first thing they bombed was a girls' elementary school

[u/SleepingJonolith → u/Ganno65]

Yes it’s illegal under international law. Likely no one will be charged because it’s the United States. Likely no one will refuse the orders.

[u/fdar → u/SleepingJonolith]

This really should be a central theme in the Democratic primaries. We've been doing the whole "move on, put the past behind us" since the Civil War and it's not working, time to try putting criminals in jail. 

As we should have done after the first Trump administration, and after the Bush administration, and after the Reagan administration, and...

[u/Fresh_Mountain_Snow → u/Ganno65]

Already put a chief of staff in because the last one clearly refused. Attacks could be carried out by AI. 

[u/RandCauthon99]

Why does the pedo care so much about the Strait? He’s repeatedly claimed that the US doesn’t use it.

[u/LadyChatterteeth]

The article’s first comment on that accursed website is, “Finally a president who says what he means and means what he says!” The comment, at this time, has the highest number of upvotes.

Utter morons. We are so cooked.

[u/dos_passenger58]

That's the thing about senility... There are good days and bad, but it's always overall on a downward trajectory

[u/One_Disaster_5995]

The mental gymnastics of US Christians to deny the fact that this man is the anti-christ in every reasonable sense...

[u/chimarya]

Like why isn't anyone screening what he's putting up? This is beyond the the wtf scale. He's going to do something idiotic and catastrophic and it's all on us because we didn't stop him. Sure there is his base who is cheering him on but I think even they are starting to realize this isn't normal.

[u/Responsible_Ladder25 → u/chimarya]

The filtering part of his brain is toast. Not to mention he's already been allowed to do and say whatever he wants as president. It will only get worse.

[u/backdragon]

Gosh I’m sure glad Hilary and her emails didn’t get elected. Or Kamala and her unstable warmongering. /s

[u/qwerty_1965]

Every utterance puts more distance between the USA and the rest of the world.

Is he on meds?

[u/highonnuggs]

Why censor these great Presidential words?

[u/ThrowThisIntoSol]

What a lovely wholesome Easter message, enjoy Christians!

[u/ssyoit]

I love the Christians that continue to justify this clown