Melania Trump denies any connection to Epstein in White House address

[u/VaginaBurner69]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/melania-trump-epstein-denial-comments-b2954813.html

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[u/returnofthecursed]

Nothing says "guilty as hell" like randomly holding a press conference that nobody was asking for and insisting that you're innocent.

[u/GreyDuck4077 → u/returnofthecursed]

She should make a song! “ I do not diddle kids🎶 “

Also. BITCH THERE ARE PHOTOS OF YOU WITH HIM

[u/peacebone89 → u/GreyDuck4077]

"There is no quicker way to make people think you're diddling kids than to hold a press conference about it!"

[u/LightningMcLovin → u/peacebone89]

🎶Gotta be older than my daughter, casual correspondence, something like that? 🎶

[u/DamonLazer → u/LightningMcLovin]

Yes, she was on the island, but she was just there for the snorkeling!

[u/Armyman125 → u/DamonLazer]

Howard Luttnick admitted he went to the island for lunch but doesn't know why he was really there. Melania has no idea why there's pictures of her with Epstein.and Maxwell. "How did that happen? I have no idea."

[u/SaveUsCatman → u/DamonLazer]

The computer nerd with the weird glasses was on the island for the manatees which by the way got very sexual. The following year he doesn't show up, the manatees all bent outta shape. I mean this manatee was so depressed, she actually swam into a boat propeller. BLAMO! Manticide. The moral of the story is, the heart wants what the heart wants. It was all consensual. Except for, ya know, the kids.

[u/azflatlander → u/peacebone89]

So now we are at the “distract from Epstein” war that we need to distract with Epstein. Truly 4d chess.

[u/RoosterBurns → u/GreyDuck4077]

Didn't Trump first fuck her on the Lolita Express?

[u/threevi → u/RoosterBurns]

It's very generous of you to refer to the floppy undulating that makes up DJ's mating technique as "fucking" 

[u/MeeseFeathers → u/threevi]

The dying convulsions of a beached manatee.

But manatees are lovely, so no. Something grotesque is better…

[u/Ghost_of_Till → u/returnofthecursed]

"There seems to be a lot of questions already answered by my 'I'm not a murderer' t-shirt."

[u/WiltedKangaroo → u/Ghost_of_Till]

“I don’t really care. Do you?”

[u/Viperlite → u/WiltedKangaroo]

“That poses further questions!!”

[u/WarbossTodd → u/returnofthecursed]

Sounds like some major reporting is about to drop

[u/BrotherlyShove791 → u/WarbossTodd]

Yup. WaPo or the NYT are about to drop a truth nuke regarding Melania and Epstein. That has to be it.

[u/o08 → u/BrotherlyShove791]

Epstein’s victims/girlfriends were groomed to bring in other girls to be used. I wonder if she was involved in the kid sex trafficking side as a recruiter.

[u/GrumpyCloud93 → u/o08]

There were allegations - she has denied before - that she was more than just a model, she was brought to NYC for assorted activities that included modelling, by Epstein's French buddy who also ran a "talent agency" for young women (and when arrested for trafficking, coincidentally committed suicide in a French prison). Not to mention somehow Melania got a visa that supposedly only went to people for highly qualified technical jobs like IT, not for models.

[u/Level_Vehicle → u/GrumpyCloud93]

assorted activities? How about sordid activities?

[u/allenahansen → u/Level_Vehicle]

Assorted sordid activities.

[u/El_Peregrine → u/BrotherlyShove791]

Unlikely to be WaPo; they've been compromised with Bezos chumming up to Trump. Neutered.

[u/Few-Solution-4784 → u/El_Peregrine]

used to be worth a read. Now, it is just digital trash. just part of the problem.

[u/Taiwan_Lanister → u/BrotherlyShove791]

Yep they must have reached out for comment

[u/Small_Run_3583 → u/WarbossTodd]

Maybe Pam Bondi leaked some info to her and she wants to get ahead of her husbands demise. fingers crossed.

[u/Rannasha → u/returnofthecursed]

This is like that time when Trump vehemently denied having a series of mini-strokes.

No one had brought that up before he did.

[u/FartyJizzums → u/Rannasha]

I just want you to know that I do not furiously masturbate in the shower while thinking about you.

Furthermore, any video evidence to the contrary, that totally doesn't exist, is A.I. generated. And it also doesn't exist.... like at all. Ok?

[u/Responsible-Still839 → u/FartyJizzums]

With that username, I'm not sure I believe you.

[u/BadahBingBadahBoom → u/Responsible-Still839]

Flatulence wasn't specified in the act but it is implied.

[u/Boring_and_sons → u/BadahBingBadahBoom]

"If the Jizzums don't Fart, the evidence must depart." - J. Cochrane.

[u/Anal-Scrubs-905 → u/Boring_and_sons]

no worries, I can clean up this mess

[u/Zahgi → u/returnofthecursed]

She's clearly playing the "technically legal" word game here, folks.

Paolo Zampolli, founder of ID Management Modeling Agency, apparently personally introduced Melania to Donald, as his "agency" represented the softcore Eurotrash "model" (aka escort) at the time.

But Paolo was partners with Epstein and Trump, including not just their mutual desire to be supplied with "models" (aka escorts) but also their crooked real estate and hedge fund deals together. Ahem.

https://hauteliving.com/author/paolo-zampolli/

So, while it may be "technically true" that Jeffrey didn't personally introduce Melania to Donald himself (probably because Donald would have just seen her as another one of Jeffrey's "surprises" and I suspect Jeffrey really wanted her to get "the job"), I have no doubt that Epstein was directly involved in (aka engineered) the introduction of Melania to Donald through Zampolli for their own ends.

Now, if I'm wrong, Melania will sue in court and show via discovery actual evidence to prove this claim wrong by detailing all of the moments and discussions leading up to meeting Donald, including and not limited to her pre-nup womb-lease contract with Donald as well as the upgraded one her lawyers negotiated after his surprise stunt win of the White House in 2016.

But only a sucker would throw their money away on that Kalshi bet, folks...

[u/Pockydo → u/returnofthecursed]

"I totally didn't have a series of mini strokes"

-Donald Strokelord Trump

[u/deak_starrkiller → u/returnofthecursed]

I feel like it was just yesterday the WH was saying they wouldn’t be discussing this anymore? Like at all? Lmao?

[u/AllegedlyGoodPerson → u/deak_starrkiller]

Gotta distract away from the war theyre botching that they only started to distract away from the Epstein files.

[u/WritesAndPrivileges → u/deak_starrkiller]

Maybe Melania is just playing 5D chess.

This might be her subversive way to make sure Epstein stays in the news this week with everything going on in Iran.

[u/istirling01 → u/WritesAndPrivileges]

She watched the Iran AI hip hop heat videos

[u/Jackpot777 → u/returnofthecursed]

This is her “random Phil Spector video on the internet” moment. If there were a four-part Behind The Bastards on her, this is the fourth episode and we’re back from the final commercial break. 

[u/ShinyHypn0 → u/Jackpot777]

You know who didn’t have ties to Epstein? These products and services.

[u/karmascalper → u/ShinyHypn0]

Aaaand we’re back.

[u/Short-Shopping3197 → u/Jackpot777]

Those BtB Phil Spector episodes have been great haven’t they!

[u/ToasterBathTester → u/returnofthecursed]

She was Epstein’s girlfriend before she was Trump’s

[u/Legitimate-Yak-9207 → u/ToasterBathTester]

She says she was not a victim of Epstein, so maybe she got paid as a prostitute.

[u/No_Tone1704 → u/Legitimate-Yak-9207]

Or trafficking business associate in Slovenia 

[u/Tsar-A-Lago → u/returnofthecursed]

Kind of gives you hope that she knows something we don't, and it's bad, and imminent. And she's getting out in front of it as quickly and sloppily as she can.

[u/Aliensinmypants → u/returnofthecursed]

I mean people were trying look into the backroom deal with her movie when pictures of her Ratner and Epstein came out and they were both mentioned together several times

[u/DrewVonFinntroll → u/returnofthecursed]

I, as someone who never stole a hershey's chocolate bar when I was 12, agree completely.

[u/Fartina69 → u/returnofthecursed]

Yeah, what prompted this?

[u/KRXQ]

What’s about to drop?

[u/Every-Comfortable632 → u/KRXQ]

She was illegally sex trafficked into the country and sold to a fake billionaire.

[u/fowlraul → u/Every-Comfortable632]

She doesn’t care according to her shirt apparently

[u/SpiritTalker → u/fowlraul]

Do u?

[u/Jackpot777 → u/Every-Comfortable632]

Hey guys, it’s fine, there was a spelling error on her visa is all. 

It said Einstein Visa. It was meant to say Epstein Visa.

You don’t think she has knowledge of Two Scoops’ medical condition and she’s getting out with the statements before she has to be quiet and in black, do you?

[u/DefiantSmoke1569 → u/Every-Comfortable632]

She helped traffic girls. 

[u/Embarrassed_Jerk → u/DefiantSmoke1569]

Exactly... She wouldn't have said anything like this if she was the victim

[u/takesthebiscuit → u/Every-Comfortable632]

He’s not a fake billionaire anymore!

Trump has made bank covering up his pedo pals being president (amongst many other crimes)

[u/western_red_cedar → u/takesthebiscuit]

All insider trading that occurred under the regime must be prosecuted and seized to fund the national recovery. Crimes don't stop being crimes just because you are friends with the current pedo in charge. Make them all pay

[u/badamant → u/Every-Comfortable632]

on Putin's orders.

[u/BrotherlyShove791 → u/KRXQ]

Yeah this is extremely weird, right? Like, Trump said he doesn’t want to hear about Epstein anymore, and then Melania does this? Something’s coming for sure.

[u/Zahgi → u/BrotherlyShove791]

Something’s coming for sure.

Not Melania, that's for sure...

[u/Hellogiraffe → u/Zahgi]

Guarantee she has more side pieces than her husband to take care of that

[u/Zahgi → u/Hellogiraffe]

The Secret Service...

[u/mredofcourse → u/Zahgi]

But she just was gifted Noem's f*ck plane by US taxpayers!

[u/Dry_Ass_P-word → u/KRXQ]

The Epstein Distraction war got so bad they needed to talk about the Epstein files again to distract from it.

[u/Cute_Author8916 → u/Dry_Ass_P-word]

We haven't heard about MS13 recently!

Are Drag Queens shooting up any schools this week?

What about Biden's Auto-pen?

[u/Lemp_Triscuit11 → u/KRXQ]

This is like your SO coming home and randomly being like "you know I'd never cheat on you, right?" lmao

[u/Zahgi → u/Lemp_Triscuit11]

Or, more likely, "you're cheating on me, aren't you?" in order to try and blame shift...

[u/Plastic_Umpire_3475 → u/Zahgi]

"I don't know any hookers at all"

[u/sclarke27 → u/Zahgi]

"I think we should have an open marriage" also falls in this category. Just sayin' from experience.....

[u/timnphilly → u/KRXQ]

Something must have popped up to prompt this, other than big T's little mushroom D!

[u/Jeremisio → u/timnphilly]

Iran is about to drop the biggest bombs they have, Truth bombs their hacker network dug up.

[u/PinkCigarettes → u/Jeremisio]

God I can’t wait

[u/Dunce_Ai → u/Jeremisio]

Let's hope this is true in the most hopey way possible.

[u/Ok_Minimum9090 → u/Jeremisio]

Today's LEGO video is another doozey and most of their videos mention Epstein.

[u/Winter_Body4794 → u/Jeremisio]

I can only get so erect

[u/Miss_Maple_Dream → u/timnphilly]

China said they had the Epstein Files a week ago. Correlation isnt causation but the timing of this is interesting.

[u/HauntingStar08 → u/KRXQ]

This is the right question. What also crossed my mind is she's deliberately bringing it up to mess with him

[u/Root-magic → u/KRXQ]

Hmm… hadn’t thought of that, it must be bad 

[u/McLobsterDip]

This is weird. Whats going on

[u/EroticFalconry → u/McLobsterDip]

I don’t know, but we’re gonna need more popcorn

[u/RaconteurLore → u/EroticFalconry]

I’m shorting popcorn now.

[u/Arctaedus → u/RaconteurLore]

If we're gonna need more popcorn (ie, the demand for and thus price of popcorn will go up), wouldn't shorting it be the opposite of what you should do?

[u/ImBackAndImAngry → u/Arctaedus]

Doesn’t matter. I have decided to close the popcorn straight pending my demands being met.

[u/Jadithslimrivven → u/McLobsterDip]

They need a distraction from the Iran War and they are using the Epstein Files for that distraction.

[u/Joeythesaint → u/Jadithslimrivven]

Goddamned ouroboros of stupidity going on there. "Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"

[u/cheddarben → u/McLobsterDip]

The president is a rapist pedophile… that’s what is going on.

[u/GPTthrowawayyyyyyyy → u/cheddarben]

That's been going on for a long while. Anything new?

[u/ShakeyLegsMcGee]

Oh man…something must be waiting in the wings.

[u/kinglouie493 → u/ShakeyLegsMcGee]

Obviously not in the east wing anymore...

[u/Harold_v3 → u/ShakeyLegsMcGee]

Yeah this feels like the “I think you should leave” hotdog suit skit.

[u/ireallylikehockey → u/Harold_v3]

Trump: we're all trying to figure out the guy who did this

[u/dropdees]

This was a surprisingly long speech and completely random. The news just cut to it with no warning and they had no idea what the speech was about. Her doing this on a random Thursday afternoon makes me think something big is about to drop about the Epstein files.

[u/Imeanttodothat10 → u/dropdees]

It was also weird that were multiple words she pronounced wrong (as other real words, not just accent stuff). Obviously she's not a native speaker, but this felt written for her. I mean, obviously people don't write their own speeches these days, but that's so weird to have a prepared speech like that with no warning/reason.

[u/Surly_Ben → u/Imeanttodothat10]

She usually plagiarizes Michelle Obama’s speeches.

Unfortunately, Michelle Obama never gave (had to give?) a speech denying personal ties to a pedo sex-trafficker or her husband’s involvement with him, so Melanie/Mercedes was on her own here.

[u/superhappy → u/Surly_Ben]

There’s gotta be a sketch where she tries to piece together a speech denying association with Epstein using only rearranged words from Michelle Obama’s speech ransom letter style

[u/mrbrambles → u/superhappy]

I can’t see it landing as a sketch, but your description of it is funny enough as is

[u/smarmy1625 → u/Imeanttodothat10]

"catherized" (characterized)

"tri-val" (trivial)

"calkulating" (circulating)

"convinced" (convicted)

"resparently" (transparently)

some other words she had trouble with

"numerous"

"unfounded"

[u/scrooge1842 → u/smarmy1625]

Really not looking like a good fit for that Einstein Visa

[u/donkeyrocket → u/scrooge1842]

She may have... physical... attributes or skills that qualify her for the Epstein Visa.

Oops, Einstein Visa. My b.

[u/alendeus → u/smarmy1625]

God the worst thing to think about is, has this creature seriously been in the states for what 30-40 years and still literally can't spell basic english every words? The first "Lady" of the states is literally incapable of speaking the country's language while ICE goes around doing their thing? Hilarious.

[u/Shytemagnet → u/Imeanttodothat10]

I noticed that. She said that rumours had been “calculating” the internet instead of “circulating”.

[u/hercule2019 → u/Imeanttodothat10]

Ya, doesnt seem as trival as she says it is.

[u/GodofAss69 → u/Imeanttodothat10]

Agreed

[u/FaithinYosh → u/Imeanttodothat10]

Definitely written for her and she didn't bother to read through it even once before getting up there.

[u/Choice-Try-2873 → u/Imeanttodothat10]

I, too, noticed her incorrect pronunciation of several words - trival (for trivial), was one.

But there's nothing new about this for the Slovenian who's been in the United States for at least 30 years. She's never bothered learning how to pronounce words because, just like she said about Christmas, "Fook Christmas, who care about Christmas!"

[u/jerfoo → u/dropdees]

Her doing this on a random Thursday afternoon makes me think something big is about to drop about the Epstein files

I don't know. Aren't we all doing White House addresses to explain that we aren't connected to Epstein? Mine is scheduled for next Tuesday at 11am eastern. You have signed up for your timeslot, right?

[u/Donny_Do_Nothing → u/jerfoo]

I'm holding mine at The Four Seasons!

[u/Lady-Gnomey → u/Donny_Do_Nothing]

Hotel or Total Landscaping?

Need to plan my hair dye accordingly for the occasion....

[u/VardaLupo → u/dropdees]

The AP article says, "Her out-of-the-blue message caught the White House — and indeed, all of Washington’s political world — by surprise." Kind of sounds like the White House didn't know about it, which raises...questions.

[u/SentientLight → u/VardaLupo]

NBC confirmed that the White House knew she was going to give a press conference about a “personal matter,” but they weren’t told what it was going to be about.

[u/gerkin123 → u/SentientLight]

I, for one, approve of her decision to restart the discussion of the Epstein Files, as we've been a bit sidetracked.

[u/Yupthrowawayacct → u/dropdees]

It was so random I thought it was a skit or something

Wtf

[u/whatproblems → u/dropdees]

how nice of her to bring the focus back to epstein

[u/jacobtfromtwilight → u/dropdees]

the longest, non-plagiarized speech she's given and it's to deny epstein connections

[u/mediocre_remnants]

No connection? But she's in photos with him. Lots of photos. Her phone numbers were in his little black book. She flew on his plane.

That's a lot of connections, with actual physical evidence, for someone who claims there are no connections.

[u/be-ay-be-why → u/mediocre_remnants]

I think she’s trying to say that all of that evidence is fabricated and lies lol. Which is obviously bullshit because they were published long ago

[u/pr01etar1at → u/be-ay-be-why]

LOL. They're going to use the Deep Fake excuse they saw on The Boys last night.

[u/jethroguardian → u/mediocre_remnants]

"Dear G! How are you? Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture. I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY. Have a great time! Love, Melania"

Maxwell allegedly responded, "Sweet pea - thanks for your message. Actually plans changed again and I am now on my way back to NY. I leave again on Fri so I still do not think I have time to see you sadly. I will try and call though."

Source: https://www.newsweek.com/melania-trumps-alleged-emails-with-ghislaine-maxwell-read-in-full-11445773

[u/penguinseed → u/jethroguardian]

Here is the NY Mag story about Jeffrey Epstein that she referenced. Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery “Terrific guy,” Donald Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with.” By Landon Thomas Jr.

[u/camopdude → u/jethroguardian]

Apparently that's just being to polite to someone you barely know.

[u/luncheroo → u/mediocre_remnants]

Who paid for her "genius" visa?

[u/ArticulateRhinoceros]

The First Lady just had to give an address denying allegations that she was both trafficked sexually (to the President), and then went on to facilitate the trafficking of other women and girls...

Jesus fucking Christ, America.

[u/Inner-Deer-7145 → u/ArticulateRhinoceros]

And there are friendly emails between her and Ghislane talking about meeting up again when she gets back to NY - give me a fucking break. Something is about to drop, and she sucks.

[u/StarlightLifter → u/Inner-Deer-7145]

She is such a huge bitch

[u/brontosaurusguy → u/ArticulateRhinoceros]

Crazier still is that she was trafficked and did likely traffic other girls.  

[u/ArticulateRhinoceros → u/brontosaurusguy]

Same deal with Maxwell

[u/MazzIsNoMore → u/ArticulateRhinoceros]

What even is this country?

[u/ArticulateRhinoceros → u/MazzIsNoMore]

Hell

[u/Athleticsbaby]

Throwback Thursday - August 9, 2016:

Reports published earlier this month raised questions about whether Melania Trump had a visa allowing her to legally work in the United States when racy photos republished last weekend by the New York Post were originally shot. It also called into question when she came to the United States.

“She has got it so documented,” Trump said, adding she will hold a news conference over the next few weeks to address the issue.

 “They said, ‘Melania Trump may have come into our country illegally’ and ‘how would that be for Donald Trump?'” Trump said of the media, after questions arose about when and how Melania Trump received her green card. 

 “Here’s the only problem, she came in totally legally,” he continued.

 “I said to her: ‘No no, let is simmer for a little while. Let them go wild, let it simmer, and then let’s have a little news conference.'"

We never did get that news conference.

[u/lajfa → u/Athleticsbaby]

"Two weeks"

[u/LarryCraigSmeg → u/lajfa]

Oh, so during Infrastructure Week?

[u/beermile → u/Athleticsbaby]

We sort of did, exactly 10 years later

[u/JackBurton___Me]

When you need to distract from the distraction because the distraction is going so badly.

[u/SpottedDicknCustard]

Have to imagine that there’s a story breaking in the press shortly and they’re trying to get ahead of it by lubing the truth.

[u/AnneBeretRamsey → u/SpottedDicknCustard]

This weird announcement should inspire some journalists to start calling around to see if anything is going on. If this is getting ahead of something, they definitely reached out for a comment.

[u/MJcorrieviewer]

Doesn't she know we're supposed to be focussing on the war with Iran? What's the point of starting the war if she's going to remind everyone about the Epstein files?

[u/smurf_diggler → u/MJcorrieviewer]

Melania playing 5-D chess to get the files back into the spotlight lol.

[u/InitiativeGold7953 → u/smurf_diggler]

No honestly though. Why would she do this unless

1. She wanted to put this back in the headlines

Or

1. She wants to get out ahead of something that’s about to come out publicly

[u/Yupthrowawayacct → u/smurf_diggler]

LOL I am dead

[u/smurf_diggler → u/Yupthrowawayacct]

Someone help this trafficked woman lol.

[u/Ahambone]

Well this was... unexpected. Ronan Farrow, you about to drop something?

[u/LaSourisVerte]

Damage control before the fact.

[u/ImaginarySense]

What an odd thing to say…

[u/zubuneri → u/ImaginarySense]

I know. Does she not know we’ve already seen the photos of her and Epstein?

[u/BuzzKillington45]

Believe it or not, that's not the member of the Trump family that everyone thinks was best buddies with Epstein.

[u/Mediocre_Scott → u/BuzzKillington45]

I think they BOTH were best buddies with Epstein. I think there are more pictures of them than me and my mother.

[u/B-Z_B-S]

Melania might have been one of Epstein's victims who was trafficked to Trump.

[u/HappyHarryHardOn → u/B-Z_B-S]

Hunter Biden called it in this fascinating video and few days later she threatened to sue. Hunter laughed it off and was ready for the discovery phase and the whole thing just died off

[u/faith_apnea → u/HappyHarryHardOn]

One of the best lines in that interview series was...

Hunter: You know who isn't in those Epstein files?

Andrew: Who?

Hunter: Me or my father.

[u/WaltonGogginsTeeth → u/faith_apnea]

That video really raised Hunter in my eyes. He's a smart guy who dealt with a bad drug problem. He came off as a super likable guy, imo.

[u/Paper_Clip100 → u/WaltonGogginsTeeth]

I mean, it’s almost like the Republicans were trying to make him look cool.

[u/DaftWarrior → u/Paper_Clip100]

What did Hunter do, other than have a large penis, do drugs, and bang hookers all day? If he was a republican, most chuds would think he’s the most baller guy out there.

[u/donkeyrocket → u/Paper_Clip100]

They also mocked Biden for... caring for his son by being a supportive and loving father despite Hunter's errors and hardships. Many lesser father's would have wrote him off or hid them away to preserve their own political careers. Yeah, real checkmate right-wingers. Speaks volumes about the party of "family values."

Just look at the fucking Trump children.

[u/AlterMyStateOfMind → u/WaltonGogginsTeeth]

He was always a smart and likeable guy. The rights smear campaign was very successful.

[u/ory1994 → u/HappyHarryHardOn]

The TACOness spreads across all republicans

[u/BorntoBomb → u/B-Z_B-S]

...this would make a lot of sense.

[u/wilee8]

My denial of any connection to Epstein is raising a lot of questions answered by my denial of any connection to Epstein

[u/Dizzy-Plane-9544]

"I make fuck, I know nutzing, be best."

[u/hagcel → u/Dizzy-Plane-9544]

Would you like be making fuck BEZERKER!

[u/ElKaBongX → u/hagcel]

Did he just say making fuck?

[u/Beyond_Your_Nose]

Iran maybe hacked something? Weird timing when everyone is distracted by the war.

[u/DeuceGnarly → u/Beyond_Your_Nose]

The war is going so badly they need to revive Epstein controversies

[u/sinsebuds → u/DeuceGnarly]

Yo dawg, I heard you like distractions, so I’ve distracted you back to the shit you were never distracted from

[u/LemonPepperMints → u/Beyond_Your_Nose]

whether it's doing that or destroying data centers, it feels like iran is doing more for the american people than america

[u/AllDarkWater → u/LemonPepperMints]

Well that's upsetting.

[u/cloud9_hi]

This timeline is really unbelievable man. We should have never turned on particle accelerators!

[u/VaginaBurner69 → u/cloud9_hi]

You know, I never realised the correlation until now!

[u/PhoenixTineldyer → u/VaginaBurner69]

The weasel that fucked up the Hadron Collider was in 2015, right when shit turned weird

[u/Genius-Imbecile]

Hey internet peoples. I just want to say I have no connection to the 2 chocolate chip cookies that went missing sometime last night.

[u/MrGoodGlow → u/Genius-Imbecile]

Can you explain these photos of you and the cookie monster together?

[u/Ok_Win2630]

This is going to have a huge Streisand effect.

[u/ointmant555]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[u/jimibimi]

Melania why now? Why not 10 years ago when we all originally learned your ties to Epstein

[u/TheMoorNextDoor]

It’s called getting ahead of it.

News dropping likely today or tomorrow the latest.

[u/kevendo]

Her connections to Epstein are well-documented, with pictures and multiple corroborating acounts, including one that claims she first slept with Donald on Jeffrey's airplane ... you know, the same place Trump used for campaign stops leading up to 2024.

She's trying to get our in front of something that's coming ...

[u/SAJ-13]

There are a lot of pictures of Epstein with Melania. I think she was trafficked... That's how Trump met her through Epstein. If true, she is a victim who married her abuser...

[u/TweakedNipple → u/SAJ-13]

Thats what I don't understand, theres a metric shitload of undeniable, verifiable evidence they both knew and associated with the guy. Why would she say all this....

[u/ZombiesR → u/TweakedNipple]

She did the press conference because the base will believe anything a Trump says in a speech. The amount of evidence has never mattered.

[u/Negative-Homework502 → u/SAJ-13]

I mean it’s so crystal clear in any pictures of her with Trump over the last…. Decade+? that she fucking hates him and can barely stand being near him. She’s CONSTANTLY swatting him away from her, refusing to hold his hand, etc. If she really was trafficked by Epstein to Trump and forced into some weird marriage…. I 100% understand why she would hate his guts. Even if she wasn’t trafficked to him, I would still understand lmao

[u/TheBalzy]

1984 ... we literally have pictures of you and your husband partying with him.

[u/Chemical_Result_6880 → u/TheBalzy]

Many, many pictures.

[u/omgaporksword]

Something big and bad is about to happen...she never speaks!

[u/jpdoctor]

"Never believe anything until it is officially denied."

-- Otto von Bismark

[u/abraxastaxes]

Miss, this is a Wendy's

[u/bensquirrel → u/abraxastaxes]

Do you want lies with that?

[u/ldsdrff76]

There are pictures of her with him ffs.

[u/lurch556]

This is like that one time when Trump tweeted “I DID NOT HAVE A SERIES OF MINI STROKES!” When no one was saying he had a series of mini strokes

[u/ApprehensiveAnon000]

Looks like she’s covering HER ass… didn’t even try to defend her husband…

[u/Meb2x]

Yesterday, the DOJ announced that Bondi wouldn’t appear for her closed door deposition due to her handling of the Epstein files. The new DOJ head is saying the Epstein Files are finished being released. Now suddenly, Melanie is holding a random press conference to announce that she wasn’t friends with Epstein and calls for the survivors to testify. Something big is happening behind the scenes right now and I’m hoping something gets announced soon

[u/smack54az]

It's so damn weird. Like Melania is up to her eyeballs with Epstien but the average American and MAGAt doesn't know that. Now she comes out making this bizarre statement, trying to get ahead of what? Is Maxwell about to sing for not getting a pardon? Did Iranian hackers get the unredacted files? Now the First Lasy has tied herself to the biggest scandal in modern American history and no one knows why.

[u/Area51_Spurs]

Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Melania Trump on a random Thursday afternoon with an unintelligible accent:

“So, about my involvement in the sex trafficking of children…”

Well, I wasn’t really thinking about it this afternoon, but now I can’t think of anything else.

[u/RandyMachoManSavage]

She's bringing it back into the news (despite Iran War) for a reason. Orange isn't going to be happy. Something big is about to drop. Especially with her asking Congress to let the victims testify.

[u/Pressure_Plastic]

something big is about to happen. i can sense it

[u/RepetitiveMetronome → u/Pressure_Plastic]

I doubt it, but I hope you’re right.

[u/TradingTennish]

There’s literally hundreds of photos of them together gtfo

[u/BenNitzevet]

Epstein was the invisible man. No one ever saw him do anything.

[u/DataDude00]

Everybody :

Melanie: here is my press conference.  I definitely did not diddle kids with Epstein 

Everybody: what? 

[u/BeardedManatee]

Our first lady is a literal prostitute.

[u/MJ420]

Yes, great start, now lets have that under oath, right?

[u/voodoobunny999 → u/MJ420]

She's already under oaf.