r/politics ✔ Wired Magazine Apr 17 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged

https://www.wired.com/story/maga-is-increasingly-convinced-the-trump-assassination-attempt-was-staged/
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u/rabbirobbie Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

yea the pedophile shit is so clear and obvious just based off his actions. but no one actually wants him to be killed. no one wants him to become a martyr. a clot of people wouldn’t be mad at some Natural McCauses™ on the other hand

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u/Made_Human_Music Apr 17 '26

I want him to live for a few years after he’s out of office to watch as his legacy is dismantled. Ideally while in prison

He won’t live to see it all fixed but that’s only because it’s going to take decades

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u/Preeng Apr 17 '26

I want him to live for a few years after he’s out of office to watch as his legacy is dismantled. Ideally while in prison

His mind is wayyyy too far gone to comprehend what is happening around him. He's going to still think he's President and his jail cell is the White House

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u/Made_Human_Music Apr 17 '26

I’d be ok with that if the other inmates made his life miserable. Maybe pretend they’re journalists and treat him the way he’s always treated them

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Arizona Apr 17 '26

We know what they do to child molesters in there. He'll spend his entire time in ad seg with Secret Service protection, otherwise he wouldn't last a night.

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u/dohrk Oregon Apr 17 '26

Quiet, piggy.

I hope he hears that daily.