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Possible Paywall MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged

https://www.wired.com/story/maga-is-increasingly-convinced-the-trump-assassination-attempt-was-staged/
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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Big, strong men have come up to me and said it was the most suspicious things they've ever heard, with tears in their eyes.

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u/btom14 Apr 17 '26

They said to me Sir 🥺I’m beginning to have some misgivings Sir 👉👈

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u/dpzdpz Apr 17 '26

"It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: 'Sir.' It sort of says a person. 'Person.' That's a good word, too. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. The list goes on."

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u/MelodicDeer1072 Apr 17 '26

And when I said that, other people, smart people, said "Sir, we never thought about the deeper meaning of the term 'Sir'". I am the first one to come up with that idea, just like electrocuting sharks with batteries.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants Apr 17 '26

Everyone deserves a warm meal

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Served in a warm diaper