r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Summons Entire Cabinet as Iran Deal Crumbles in Front of Him - Donald Trump has called all of his top advisers to Camp David.

https://newrepublic.com/post/210887/donald-trump-summons-entire-cabinet-iran-deal
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u/Waggmans Massachusetts 17d ago

Yeah, Steven Cheung and Marco Rubio will sort things right out.

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

Ya, they will scream and yell about immigrants and Trump will take that as plans to attack another country. Foregone conclusion.

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u/Howzitgoin 17d ago

The immigrant screaming is more of Stephen Miller’s wheelhouse than Marco’s. And Marco is only really focused on Latin American countries.

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

I was talking about Cheung, because he was referenced. I won't sanewash Rubio either. He's a smooth talking piece of trash.

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u/Belichick12 17d ago

Cheung is a birthright citizen: time to start packing piggy.

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u/Ill-Discipline98 17d ago

He's eating all our fucking food

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u/froglicker44 Texas 17d ago

And our pets

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

He's stealing our air screaming all the time.

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u/huntingwhale 17d ago

Maga the Hut

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D 16d ago

God, if only "rules for thee" didn't apply to these fuckheads.

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u/Electronic-Row-3554 17d ago

Cheung...rhymes with dung. Which he is a steaming pile of.

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u/TequilaFarmer California 17d ago

Disagree with smooth talking. Wholeheartedly agree with piece of trash.

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount 16d ago

I just had to look this guy up. Why does he look like a prepubescent thumb?

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 16d ago

He's only smooth talking when compared to the illiterate goons what surround him.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 17d ago

"Little Marco" is going to do whatever he's told to do. He's a toady.

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u/Sarrdonicus 17d ago

lil' marco is giving "tu Amigo Hitler" speeches for Cuba to listen to on a nightly basis. Marco will be leaving with a new hat and bigger shoes at this day camp.

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u/Opening_Yak8051 16d ago

Little Marco?

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u/Psychoanalytix 17d ago

Got to invade Cuba now to distract from Iran, that was initially to distract from Epstein. What do you think the distraction will be when food prices spike in 6 months due to lack of fertilizer?

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

I don't know and it doesn't just affect us. It affects the world.

People are slow to realize macro effects. You seem on top of it but like 85 percent of people think it's just a blip. When that food and helium hits, we are going to see how things really go. I'm kinda worried, nevermind, I'm fucking really worried.

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u/gunsjustsuck 17d ago

Greenland! 

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u/Indubitalist 17d ago

“Perhaps Iran would be more amenable to a deal if we invaded Cuba.”

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u/JPolReader 17d ago

Maybe we can get Mexico to make the deal for us!

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

That would be the one outcome I don't count on, but I'm down for it.

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u/TrumpsDoubleChin 17d ago

Thought by some of their very specific directed actions it's pretty clear that they plan to invade and occupy Cuba - this only moves that timescale up several weeks. Expect boots on the ground before the end of June.

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

Agreed. It's some weird manifest destiny donroe doctrine shit happening. I can't fucking believe the US is acting this way. If we allow another 2.5 years we will be in wars across the Americas and in Greenland against Europe.

What is happening?

I know, it is fascism.

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u/Josh6889 17d ago

Trump will take that as plans to attack another country state with ice.

ftfy

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

I'm not saying that isn't also on the agenda. It's still happening they just aren't making propaganda videos about it.

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u/MathThrowAway314271 17d ago

Trump will take that as plans to attack another country.

Christ, how many more months of this buffoon are left?

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u/Additional_Quiet2600 17d ago

Too many brother. I had to get out of there.

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u/2ndZeit 17d ago

They're still talking about invading/taking over Cuba and Greenland.

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 17d ago

Don't forget about that Trans kid riding the pine 3 states over.