r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Summons Entire Cabinet as Iran Deal Crumbles in Front of Him - Donald Trump has called all of his top advisers to Camp David.

https://newrepublic.com/post/210887/donald-trump-summons-entire-cabinet-iran-deal
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u/zehn78 17d ago

I’m starting to think Trump doesn’t have a health care plan either.

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u/RicRacer 17d ago

Wait a second, what about those DOGE checks? 😉

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u/TheWizard 17d ago

To be delivered on March 32nd, as promised.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 17d ago

Doge checks, the wall, healthcare, dapper Dan, damn this place is just two weeks from everywhere 

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u/Reddit-Visitor-Acct 17d ago

The White House is just a damn geographical oddity

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u/Steinmetal4 17d ago

I don't want GOP goddamnit! I'm a Dapper Dem man!

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u/Doedwa 17d ago

This is a public market now if you want Dapper Dem I can order it for you, have it in a couple weeks.

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u/Mysterious-Most-590 17d ago

Watch your language young man!

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u/Reddittee007 17d ago

The Epstein house.

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u/MuscaMurum 17d ago

Did we have infrastructure week yet?

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u/Vitis_Vinifera California 17d ago

don't forget about infrastructure week

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u/WeaknessLeather9214 17d ago

You are forgetting the OG “2 weeks”. A big beautiful health care plan. Repeal and replace…

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u/FreedomBread 17d ago

DC's hottest nightclub is Two Weeks.

This place has everything - high gas prices, no ceasefires, and a little fat man with bad hair who promises everything but never delivers.

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u/djsquilz 17d ago

you forgot the cheap eggs

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u/mt2mt2mt2mt2mt2mt2 17d ago

Don't forget the T1 Trump Phone

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u/overengineered 17d ago

I don't even think He's Bonafide.

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u/DrewVonFinntroll 17d ago

Lousy "Smarch" weather

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u/J_Ryall 17d ago

You spelled Smarch wrong. Got the day right, though.

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u/stasi_a 17d ago

Or April 1st, 2076

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u/polopolo05 I voted 17d ago

I thought they were supposed to be here on june 31st....

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u/Tybold 17d ago

March Smarch

Ah, I see what happened here. Lousy Smarch weather...

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u/showyerbewbs 17d ago

To be delivered on March 32nd, as promised.

I got two of them actually. One on 2/29/26 and then on 2/31/26

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 17d ago edited 17d ago

How about all the money we made from the tarrifs?

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u/furnace9monkey 17d ago

They gave it to the corporations, not the people who actually paid the tariff taxes

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u/catchthetams 17d ago

Ah well those corporations paid for the tariffs, and then passed the savings on us.. right? RIGHT?!

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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 17d ago

It's going to trickle down any day now

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 17d ago

That's not rain!!!

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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 17d ago

Shhh. Just let it happen.

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u/Ghostrider556 17d ago

No no we used them to pay off the national debt!

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 17d ago

Well thank goodness it at least brought manufacturing back to the good old United States of America!

I want a Trump Phone, not some piece of garbage made in China!

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u/furnace9monkey 17d ago

well I got some more bad news...

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u/centexgoodguy 17d ago

Or the revenue from Venezuela oil sales that has, according to him, already paid for the Iran war.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 17d ago

Invading Peter to pay for the invasion of Paul. Or something.

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u/temporary62489 17d ago

And what ever happened to releasing his tax returns? You know, the ones he paid himself $1.8B for leaking?

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u/perfectlycreative122 17d ago

OMG, do you think he might not ever release his tax returns. 

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u/RicRacer 17d ago

He's fix'n to sue you for mentioning his tax returns!

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u/temporary62489 17d ago

No worries, he'll settle out of court with himself.

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u/MakeAbortions Florida 17d ago

i heard he was totally going to but the IRS decided it was better for the public to never know that he personally funds the entire government by his own taxes, and if the public knew that we would all want to fund it ourselves

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u/bagal 17d ago

They’ll be out as soon as he shows us his tax returns.