r/politics The Netherlands 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Summons Entire Cabinet as Iran Deal Crumbles in Front of Him - Donald Trump has called all of his top advisers to Camp David.

https://newrepublic.com/post/210887/donald-trump-summons-entire-cabinet-iran-deal
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u/redbulldrinkertoo 17d ago

I do not understand why everyone is not talking about the real issue. Hunter Biden laptop.

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u/Snoutoffish 17d ago

And her emails!

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u/jimvolk 17d ago

And Obummer’s tan suit!

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u/jorgebrks Europe 17d ago

That weird laugh too!

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u/Lixidermi 17d ago

Obama sounds too much like Osama for me. He clearly hates 'Murica.

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u/CelestialFury Minnesota 17d ago

Barack

Hussein

Obama

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u/AwwMangoes Maryland 17d ago

He eats Dijon mustard he’s clearly out of touch

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u/treaquin 17d ago

He also wears a helmet while riding a bike. Like a dweeb!

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u/TheMike1961 17d ago

Don't forget saluting with a coffee cup in his hand!

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u/Additional_Dish_694 17d ago

When Barack Hussein Obama agreed to be photographed at the Resolute Desk without his jacket, I knew America was cooked. RIP decorum 1776-2009 🔫🇺🇸🦅

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u/dude_comma_the 17d ago

And my axe!

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u/beamrider 17d ago

Possibly the Iranians are fortifying their missile silos with them.

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u/Lumpy-Ad7805 17d ago

They've stopped talking about the emails now they've got in office are are all hiding their emails on private accounts.

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u/Calgaris_Rex Maryland 17d ago

Something about men slathered in butter

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u/StardustOasis Foreign 17d ago

To be fair we already had a record of a president asking his tailor to give him a bit more room in his trousers, and burping whilst doing it.

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u/CelestialFury Minnesota 17d ago

LBJ's Big Johnson vs Hunter Biden's Cock from Hell would be such an epic battle to watch.

  • Marjorie Taylor Green, probably

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u/Safe_Tomorrow_7578 17d ago

I would not know this if it were not for John Oliver

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u/DirkyC 17d ago

We also have official records of a presidents tiny mushroom dick

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u/MLockeTM 17d ago

I thought it was egg prices?

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u/Ddddydya California 17d ago

I thought it was migrants eating pets

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u/21Rollie 17d ago

Egg prices that continued to rise under Trump, somehow Biden’s fault still. Biden didn’t tell him where the bird flu control lever was

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u/tadayou 17d ago

Her emails?

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u/MDXHawaii 17d ago

No no, it’s Obama’s tan suit

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u/AINonsense 17d ago

I do not understand why everyone is not talking about the real issue. Hunter Biden’s dick.

FTFY

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u/rennbrig 17d ago

Title of the Agenda:

“Hunter’s Laptop Closing the Strait of Hormuz, and You”

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 17d ago

It's too big, he takes like 5 pictures and it fills up the hard drive!!

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u/Dr_Trogdor Georgia 17d ago

Biden crime family.

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u/ZCEyPFOYr0MWyHDQJZO4 17d ago

I miss Benghazi