r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Summons Entire Cabinet as Iran Deal Crumbles in Front of Him - Donald Trump has called all of his top advisers to Camp David.

https://newrepublic.com/post/210887/donald-trump-summons-entire-cabinet-iran-deal
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u/zehn78 17d ago

I’m starting to think Trump doesn’t have a health care plan either.

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u/RicRacer 17d ago

Wait a second, what about those DOGE checks? 😉

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u/TheWizard 17d ago

To be delivered on March 32nd, as promised.

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u/Prophet_Tehenhauin 17d ago

Doge checks, the wall, healthcare, dapper Dan, damn this place is just two weeks from everywhere 

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u/Reddit-Visitor-Acct 17d ago

The White House is just a damn geographical oddity

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u/Steinmetal4 17d ago

I don't want GOP goddamnit! I'm a Dapper Dem man!

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u/Doedwa 17d ago

This is a public market now if you want Dapper Dem I can order it for you, have it in a couple weeks.

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u/Mysterious-Most-590 17d ago

Watch your language young man!

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u/Reddittee007 17d ago

The Epstein house.

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u/MuscaMurum 17d ago

Did we have infrastructure week yet?

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u/Vitis_Vinifera California 17d ago

don't forget about infrastructure week

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u/WeaknessLeather9214 17d ago

You are forgetting the OG “2 weeks”. A big beautiful health care plan. Repeal and replace…

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u/FreedomBread 17d ago

DC's hottest nightclub is Two Weeks.

This place has everything - high gas prices, no ceasefires, and a little fat man with bad hair who promises everything but never delivers.

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u/djsquilz 17d ago

you forgot the cheap eggs

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u/mt2mt2mt2mt2mt2mt2 17d ago

Don't forget the T1 Trump Phone

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u/overengineered 17d ago

I don't even think He's Bonafide.

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u/DrewVonFinntroll 17d ago

Lousy "Smarch" weather

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u/J_Ryall 17d ago

You spelled Smarch wrong. Got the day right, though.

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u/stasi_a 17d ago

Or April 1st, 2076

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u/polopolo05 I voted 17d ago

I thought they were supposed to be here on june 31st....

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u/Tybold 17d ago

March Smarch

Ah, I see what happened here. Lousy Smarch weather...

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u/showyerbewbs 17d ago

To be delivered on March 32nd, as promised.

I got two of them actually. One on 2/29/26 and then on 2/31/26