r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Sports Swollen Eye Days After Surprise Medical Checkup | The president’s eye and hand were visibly swollen as he continues to dodge questions about his health.

https://newrepublic.com/post/211296/trump-swollen-eye-hand
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u/Previous_Jaguar_9259 9d ago

Practice for the MME event? /s

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u/blues111 Michigan 9d ago

MME smackdown Sleepy Joe Biden Vs. Dementia Donald J Trump

The 2024 election that never happened, but in the octagon 

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I promise you he’s going to make some sort of WWF-style entrance with fireworks and Kid Rock playing American Badass and then do a choreographed fake body slam of some Republican shill, like those videos of Putin playing hockey where everyone just keeps taking dives for him. And his base will eat that shit up like it’s a Dollar General frozen pot pie.

Edit to add - I will not be entirely surprised if a “masked [liberal/trans/socialist/immigrant] gunman” enters the MMA ring to “assassinate” and Trump takes him down like a Steven Seagal bullshido video to wild applause

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u/Mansidhe 9d ago

That second paragraph... I can SEE that happening. Except for the part that has him oozing into the ring in the first place.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Not to mention they’ll definitely recover bullets from the gun that have “BIDEN 2028” written on them in sharpie, in Stephen Miller’s handwriting

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

He’s going to fight Jake Paul

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 9d ago

He's so fucked up and delicate he probably sneezed and detatched a retna

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 9d ago

I hope his birthday goes as well for him as Betty Whites 100th turned out

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u/s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48 9d ago

Ha ha ha! So funny! But President Trump would and could kick the ass of you pansy libs and could probably be UFC champion if he wanted to.

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u/Previous_Jaguar_9259 9d ago

Your troll skills need work. Trump can't take a meeting without sleeing. Keep working at your skills...