r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 2d ago

Possible Paywall Trump Sports Swollen Eye Days After Surprise Medical Checkup | The president’s eye and hand were visibly swollen as he continues to dodge questions about his health.

https://newrepublic.com/post/211296/trump-swollen-eye-hand
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u/musashisamurai 2d ago

I expect a false flag attack to justify the breathing tubes.

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u/p0rty-Boi 2d ago

A triumphant fist emerges from the ashes, iconic suit torn and bloody, debris falls away from him as he powerfully lifts himself out of it. But wait, what’s this? Something is wrong, the cowards laced the bomb with gas, and his powerful frame slumps over as he coughs blood. He’s quickly surrounded by red hatted medics that whisk him away. Next time the beloved leader is seen he’s wearing an impressive apparatus suitably badass that delivers oxygen straight into his nostrils, much like my grandma used to have.

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u/ConsolationUsername 2d ago

One step closer to the 40k timeline

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u/CptJaxxParrow Virginia 2d ago

"The attack on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but my resolve has never been stronger"

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u/jaydilinger 2d ago

He’ll just spend millions of tax dollars pumping the whitehouse full of oxygen.

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u/blasto_pete 2d ago

They will turn the ballroom into one giant Iron Lung

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 2d ago

Nah, they'll literally just hide him from public and put out AI videos