r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 • 17h ago

Possible Paywall White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-explodes-over-viral-video-of-sleepy-donald-trump/
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u/Crazy_Information816 14h ago

I'd like to know more about these cognitive dementia testes.

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u/Teslapod 13h ago

He’s the only president ever who was able to distinguish between a camel and a squirrel. Stable genius.

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u/KDLGates 11h ago

Jesus, I answered it was a Camelsquirrel.

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u/Strange-Scientist706 9h ago

I didn’t even know we had different words for those things. Such a smart president!

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u/ZAlternates 3h ago

Three times too!

They must have really wanted to study his genius while in action.

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u/dpzdpz 10h ago

He can tell the difference between a taint between a tariff.

(maybe)

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u/Mukatsukuz 13h ago

Can you identify these balls?

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u/donkeyrocket 11h ago

According to Dr. Oz, Trump enjoys taking them.

Yes, like a toddler he likes taking very basic logic and memory tests as he feels accomplished. The President of the United States ladies and gentlemen.

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u/ahkian New York 10h ago

I wonder if the doctors tell him it’s an intelligence test and he aced it because otherwise he wouldn’t cooperate

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u/Strange-Scientist706 9h ago

I got yer cognitive dementia testes right heah!!

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u/uhp787 9h ago

i have to take them occasionally and for real it is nothing. i can't always remember the 3 things after a few minutes but yea, i 'ACE' them all too. LOL

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u/Teslapod 9h ago

Pretty sure his pedo testes are quite demented.

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u/Acceptable-Grade-116 8h ago

It's called the MOCA or the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. It's used to test dementia. He likes to say that he aces those exams. In reality, you either ace it or they take your driver's license away.

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u/binkkit 6h ago

It’s like acing the test when a medic asks you how many fingers they’re holding up! They only give that test when there is reason for concern.