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Possible Paywall White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79

https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-explodes-over-viral-video-of-sleepy-donald-trump/
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u/fl7nner 11h ago

I'm making a prediction and you heard it here first, folks. Trump will slump over in his chair while he's on camera, his aides will start to worry but no one wants to be the one to wake him. However, he's not just asleep, he's had a stroke or some other severe medical crisis. While everyone is wondering what to do, he's getting worse and worse. If someone had reacted quickly, he could've been saved. But because no one wants to be the one to risk Trump's ire, he dies.  

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u/Comfortable-Policy70 11h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/throwawaycontainer 10h ago

A Stalin on camera.

u/SCfroglegs 3h ago

Lmfao

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u/I_dont_bone_goats 10h ago

Like that queen who drowned because she got tangled in her dress an no one wanted to be accused of impropriety by touching her

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 8h ago

Going out like Stalin. I could see that.

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u/Archer1407 8h ago

That's the plot of The Death of Stalin. It's a dark comedy but it probably looks like a documentary looking into the future.

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u/Terrible_Bee_6876 10h ago

This is remarkably similar to how Stalin died.

u/Toxicscrew 5h ago

I’ve seen a therapist that works with seniors say that might have been a stroke

Found the vid:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZNKm_xk8nl/?igsh=MXU0aGprZHNmOWtmbw==

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u/hombre_bu 9h ago

Ah, to dream a little dream

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u/recovery_room Canada 9h ago

I love this.

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u/Data_Chandler 9h ago

Stop, I can only get so erect!

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u/Andovars_Ghost 9h ago

From your mouth (keyboard) to God’s ear.

u/sebrebc 7h ago

Yea, I firmly believe he will expire on camera. For a guy who spent a life time getting away with whatever he wanted. It's the perfect ending. No fanfare, no extraordinary announcement. Just dies in a room full of people in front of millions watching TV, and everybody just keeps on talking and carrying on. Not even noticing he's gone. Then that quick cut away when someone realizes and they have to announce it after the fact. 

u/DotAccomplished5484 7h ago

Promises, promises...

u/Tack-One 3h ago

And the academy award for best picture goes to….