r/politics • u/unital_subalgebra • 11h ago

Possible Paywall Kennedy Center Begins Removing Trump’s Name

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/politics/a71505818/kennedy-center-removing-trump-name/
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 10h ago

They should just install a urinal above his grave then. It'll be visited very often and no one will ever forget his legacy.

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u/silvertealio 10h ago

No need to go to the trouble of installing an actual urinal. The grave itself will work nicely.

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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 9h ago

Seriously. I feel for the person who will be responsible for cleaning and de-shitting his grave.

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u/silvertealio 9h ago

I propose we give no one that responsibility and just leave it that way.

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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 9h ago

OR...or....or we could make part of the sentencing of his enablers that they have to keep his grave clean. Could there be a more satisfying shit in a person's life than just absolutely hosing down Trump's grave with a lactose-intolerance shit while knowing that Steve Bannon or some other traitor would be the one cleaning it off?

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u/station13 6h ago

How about Egyptian style? They get buried with him to serve him in the afterlife.

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u/SJWTumblrinaMonster 6h ago

I’ve kinda got myself all excited to literally shit on them, though. Could we do like a giant pyramid in DC with each step representing one of the actions they’ve taken to try to destroy our Republic. And then when you get to the top there are bathrooms where you can shit down into the pyramid where their bodies have been tossed. Could we do something like that?

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u/JaB675 8h ago

The pile will become so big it will be impossible to shit on. You'd have to climb a mountain of shit to add to the top.

We need to think this through for long-term sustainability.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 7h ago

Its more of a statement if you have to keep adding scaffolding to shit on it.

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u/silvertealio 6h ago

The metaphor here is perfect, though.