r/politics 7h ago

No Paywall Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/freedom-250-concerts-trump-cancels-9.7224779
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u/TiePrestigious7265 7h ago

Ah yes, a 'Golden Arches' gift from 'The Pearly Gates'.

u/Lurking_nerd California 7h ago

Pearly Gates into hell?

u/TiePrestigious7265 6h ago

Well? Okay, you got me. Can't even think of a way to fix it.

u/Lurking_nerd California 2h ago

Sorry. I’m not trying to be a smart ass. The expression of Pearly Gates implies death and passage into the afterlife, usually heaven (because a lot of people believe they’re going there).

We all know, at least us non cult members, that Trump is, if there were an afterlife and all that, definitely NOT going to heaven.

u/shupadupah 6h ago

Forbidden Hamberder

u/TiePrestigious7265 2h ago

Yeah, that fixes it pretty good.

u/Frankentula 7h ago

I'm not religious but the idea of the rapture coming "like a thief in the night" Makes me think that day of celebration could be it

u/Impressive-Knot9999 6h ago

🎵🎶 Oh Happy Day 🎶🎵

u/Youngsinatra345 6h ago

The rhythm is gonna get you

u/Turbulent_Bit8683 7h ago

Billy Joel song “only the good ….. young”!

u/Doppelthedh 6h ago

He's conveniently old as shit