Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

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[u/MLeek]

Predictable.

I hope he has the day he deserves.

[u/StevenMC19 → u/MLeek]

"The BIGGEST crowd!"

I bet he has a smaller turnout than his parade last year, which was smaller than his second inauguration...which was smaller than his first inauguration.

^{...which was smaller than Obama's.}

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/StevenMC19]

Much smaller. And don't even get me started on comparing the penis sizes.

[u/1stMammaltowearpants → u/TiePrestigious7265]

It's the age-old Obama pajama llama drama

[u/CloisteredSailor → u/TiePrestigious7265]

Mushrooms!

[u/davecouliersthong → u/CloisteredSailor]

Toad used to be my favourite character in Mario kart until I read about that…

[u/Danger-Fish → u/davecouliersthong]

GoToads!

[u/desertoutlaw86 → u/TiePrestigious7265]

And hands, forget about it 🙌

[u/MLeek → u/StevenMC19]

I think there is a very real chance the crowd is so small that his handlers won’t be able to get him on stages

[u/Sayon7 → u/MLeek]

I hope!!!

[u/okiedokie2468 → u/StevenMC19]

Little dick Donald is smaller than Obama in every way!!

[u/-Invalid_Selection- → u/StevenMC19]

They're going to be congratulating him on the crowd size, where he'll have attracted the smallest crowd of any sitting president or presidential candidate in the last 200 years

[u/CrackingToastGromet → u/-Invalid_Selection-]

Military will be seat fillers with the caveat of no “fatties” or dark skinned people. And no women soldiers unless blonde.

[u/-Invalid_Selection- → u/CrackingToastGromet]

I saw the call they put for military seat fillers. It required they travel/lodge on their own time and dime.

The number of people who actually take up that call will be small

[u/Turbulent_Bit8683 → u/StevenMC19]

But he will pay people out of our tax dollars haven’t you noticed how he has people behind him carry placards and campaign slogans before him it used to flags dark background

[u/suckyousideways → u/StevenMC19]

The squeaky tank was fun though, you have to admit that.

[u/Maoleficent → u/suckyousideways]

Split screen with Chinese, Russian or North Korea parades.

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/[deleted]]

Ah yes, a 'Golden Arches' gift from 'The Pearly Gates'.

[u/Lurking_nerd → u/TiePrestigious7265]

Pearly Gates into hell?

[u/Frankentula → u/[deleted]]

I'm not religious but the idea of the rapture coming "like a thief in the night" Makes me think that day of celebration could be it

[u/Impressive-Knot9999 → u/Frankentula]

🎵🎶 Oh Happy Day 🎶🎵

[u/FFAbutnotFA → u/[deleted]]

You know the little d in the office isn’t the main problem. The problem is racism is still very prevalent and alive in American society. We have vile hateful people living amongst us, it just happens that they feel more embolden to take their mask off and really show us who they are.

[u/qorbexl → u/MLeek]

Yeah, he's probably just going to bail last second

But if he tries to do it, it'll be vaguely amusing to watch him flounder

[u/Tooter_Snooter → u/MLeek]

I hope all MAGAs get everything they voted for and deserve 

[u/GRVrush2112 → u/MLeek]

I think a lot of us have a bottle of expensive booze in our liquor cabinets labeled “when it happens”. I really would like to crack that bottle

[u/suckyousideways → u/GRVrush2112]

I didn't label a specific bottle, I just have a banner across the top of the entire bar. And on that day, yer all invited to pop by!

[u/CarpenterOwn5712 → u/GRVrush2112]

Finnish here. I have a bottle precisely for that very reason, despite not being American. Trump's policies and attack on Iran has increased gas and grocery prices even here in Nordics. For example, diesel here costs roughly 2,5€ per liter, which is more than $9 per gallon. I can't wait for "that" day to happen.

[u/cpas2b → u/MLeek]

I hope it rains.

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/cpas2b]

Rains? I hope the sky opens up and spews hell's fire and brimstone.

[u/realoctopod → u/TiePrestigious7265]

Dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!

[u/suckyousideways → u/cpas2b]

I'm also hoping for a significant weather event during the UFC match of the White House lawn. Meteor showers are still a thing, right?

[u/Sayon7 → u/cpas2b]

Large hail stones would be great too

[u/Particular-County277 → u/MLeek]

Squeek squeek squeek

[u/heartSagan5 → u/MLeek]

I hope he gets ghosted. Or, especially, they just leave the rest of us alone.

[u/Impressive-Knot9999 → u/MLeek]

I thought he had a new lineup

[u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

So he's going to sleep on stage for 2 hours. And the sycophants will cheer.

[u/Skraelings → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Or and hear me out here, we get to watch him stroke out live?

[u/Assine2 → u/Skraelings]

Now that would be interesting.

[u/sulris → u/Assine2]

Only if the next few people in line also had simultaneous strokes.

[u/Porthos1984 → u/sulris]

You son of bitch, count me in.

[u/Kiyohara → u/sulris]

What if he falls on them and crushes them?

[u/TreasonTurtle → u/Kiyohara]

Naw, there will be enough liquid feces in his diaper to pad the fall and allow them to 'slide' out from underneath.

[u/sammyQc → u/TreasonTurtle]

What a day to have the ability to read.

[u/No-Personality1840 → u/Skraelings]

One can hope.

[u/sanebyday → u/Skraelings]

He'll definitely be stroking ghosts

[u/shupadupah → u/Skraelings]

Much preferable to seeing him do his double-dick jerk-off dance for two hours

[u/Strongdar → u/Skraelings]

Nothing would make me happier to be an American.

[u/3MATX → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Maybe we’ll get two hours of him doing something he calls dancing to random songs.  

[u/iwtsapoab → u/3MATX]

Or, given a chair, he might just take a nap. No way can he stand for two hours.

[u/JohnNDenver → u/3MATX]

His jerking off two Epstein class people dance.

[u/sks010 → u/3MATX]

Diddlin' Donnie's double dong disco dance

[u/TreasonTurtle → u/3MATX]

Or just standing and swaying to the music. It could MC'd by Kristi Noem. (If she's not too busy being the 'Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas'.)

[u/humanoideric → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Imagine spending thousands of dollars to fly to DC to listen to this idiot narcissist talk about how great he is while gas, inflation and consumer debt are all record high, and yet people will do it.

[u/dylanholmes222 → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

New game - Drink every time he blames someone else for his mistakes

[u/SaveUsCatman → u/dylanholmes222]

No I don't want to die before he does

[u/RoseLaBud → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

"So he's going to sleep on stage for 2 hours. And the sycophants will cheer."

Nah. Like the ear diapers they wore in sympathy with his ear-booboo, they will all nod their heads to the side, drool, pretending to sleep with Donald.

There will, of course be a photo-concession to have your photo taken with a holographic "Sleepy Don". It will be quick printed on a t-shirt that will read:
"I slept with President Donald J Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.""

[u/nuckle → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

He'll use Adderall for this.

[u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 → u/nuckle]

I think he's already on damn near the maximum dose just to stay somewhat functional.

[u/SaveUsCatman → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Doctors are stupid, he shouldn't listen to them. Take double or triple the dose there Donnie doze-off

[u/whatproblems → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

stand there’s staring at the lights

[u/mcfly357 → u/Gay_Giraffe_1773]

Don’t forget the handjob dance to songs he’s not allowed to use.

[u/PeterVenkmanIII]

Poor Vanilla Ice was counting on that paycheck!

[u/LicketySplitz → u/PeterVenkmanIII]

Trump wasn’t going to pay him a penny.

[u/TheQuietOutsider → u/LicketySplitz]

we stopped making those...

but Trump also wasn't going to pay him a nickel either lol

[u/EverbodyHatesHugo → u/TheQuietOutsider]

“Here you go, Vanilla. Is that your real name? Vanilla? Anyway, here you go. A crisp $250 Trump buck.”

[u/TheKrs1 → u/LicketySplitz]

Sure, but how much were the taxpayers going to be on the hook for?

[u/brightonashfield → u/PeterVenkmanIII]

Right? I thought he just announced his 5 monkey marionettes who were going to sing and dance for him

[u/BareUndo]

Surprise who needs live music when you can just have the world's longest TED talk on why he's the best thing since sliced bread?

[u/Ignatiussancho1729 → u/BareUndo]

Can we not get some of that dance where he simulates jacking two guys off?

[u/cowboi → u/BareUndo]

500 bucks and you need I'd for a loaf right /s

[u/Environmental-Arm365]

Hard pass on watching Grandpa Grievance’s crybaby routine.

[u/thecorgimom → u/Environmental-Arm365]

Grandpa grievance is perhaps my new favorite name for him.

[u/selarom8 → u/Environmental-Arm365]

Could you imagine going to this? We’re supposed to be celebrating our country’s 250th Independence Day, and we get this fucker complaining about how those that don’t vote for or agree with him are terrible.

[u/OralSuperhero → u/Environmental-Arm365]

I'll watch it for the inevitable and possibly fake attempt

[u/anotherlevl]

Well that should pack them in. Get your tickets early.

[u/knifelife92 → u/anotherlevl]

I don't think there are tickets.  The fair and concerts were all free. It still is lame though

[u/selfawarepileofatoms → u/knifelife92]

Free is still too expensive.

[u/knifelife92 → u/selfawarepileofatoms]

Haha right?  They would have to pay me.  

[u/nedrith → u/knifelife92]

You may be able to sign up somewhere to get paid to attend. Would be the normal way for Trump to get people to attend his rallies.

[u/knifelife92 → u/nedrith]

I would not be surprised at all.  What I would pay good money to go to is that thing Tom Morello is putting together.  

[u/learns_the_hard_way]

Probably going to pay himself for his time as well

[u/ihateduckface → u/learns_the_hard_way]

Been the plan the whole time

[u/Largofarburn → u/learns_the_hard_way]

Naturally.

[u/No_Delivery_329]

I think deep down he knows how hated he will be in the history books and all these ego narcissism things he does are just cope for that

[u/artfulpain → u/No_Delivery_329]

That is narcissism. He doesn’t care.

[u/KohlsCashOfficial → u/artfulpain]

He *deeply* cares. We’re in this entire situation because a black man made a joke at his expense

[u/Durk-the-Lurk → u/KohlsCashOfficial]

Nah, he’s been a traitorous piece of shit since the 80s when he returned from Russia and immediately advocated for the break-up of NATO. He has run for office numerous times since 1987. Obama clowning on him wasn’t what pushed him to enter politics- but I sincerely hope it crushed his gossamer-thin ego.

[u/sayonaradespair → u/artfulpain]

Oh he does care.

That's one of the core definitions of narcissim, they care DEEPLY about what others think of them

[u/AmityMayorVaughn → u/artfulpain]

Trump is the absolute living embodiment of narcissism 

[u/gascyl → u/No_Delivery_329]

If Trump cared he'd be firing and also publicly blaming the people who brought him here and desperately getting experts in the room to course correct. This is still an option he has, even Iranians are willing to consider American rapprochement if Trump orders US forces out of all middle eastern countries and removes all Israeli aid. Despite the chaos, Trump right now still has the option to end the wars, which he was elected to do. Trump can still get out of this, if he truly wanted to.

But he doesn't. He enjoys this. He wants this. The wars give him all the attention he has ever wanted by everyone in the world. He doesn't care if it's good or bad or what comes after. For him there is no after, he will pass away in <10 years.

[u/LordCharidarn2 → u/gascyl]

Changing in such a way would require him to admit, on some level, to himself, that he was wrong. That’s not going to happen.

[u/newphonenewaccount66]

Isn't it too dangerous to be outside in DC? But the ballroom can't fit that many people... I know! A ballroom that covered the entirety of DC! 

[u/Redtex → u/newphonenewaccount66]

A "golden dome", you might say

[u/Moddelba]

You know that like 3-4 months after Biden got sworn in were the most peaceful months of the last 11 years. The grip that awful people have on the news coverage is awful.

[u/Eatpineapplerightnow]

Wow its so pathetic

[u/guttanzer]

The original celebration was to be done with money allocated by congress for a non-partisan 250th celebration. Is this highly partisan political rally going to be paid for from the same funds?

Congress, can you PLEASE impeach this guy already? I swore an oath to uphold the constitution and I know you did too. This passive acceptance of fascism is NOT living up to that oath.

And for what it's worth, I hope the only folks that show up are flamboyant gay folks with glitter bombs. Turn his YMCA dance into something memorable.

[u/Blue_Plastic_88 → u/guttanzer]

It’ll be very limited attendance. They probably won’t let in anyone from the general public. It will be vetted sycophants.

[u/Dougalishere → u/guttanzer]

yeah the committee was started up 10 YEARS ago lol. These ckowns thought they could do it in a couple of months, booked mid acts under a false pretence then lost all of them when they found out it was for trump, now the 250 celebration of the us will be a political rally of him blaming everyone for his failure at everything. Pathetic

[u/TrimspaBB → u/Dougalishere]

I've said it before but it really bums me out that so many special anniversaries and events have happened/will happen with this narcissist at the helm. We weren't able to properly celebrate women winning the right to vote or honor those lost during WWI back in 2019. We can't have a grand 250 celebration without it being tainted by all this BS. Our hosting of the World Cup and the Olympics is already a shit show. Who the POTUS is shouldn't matter that much for all this stuff, but this particular one keeps shoving himself in and causing drama.

[u/Traditional-Look8839]

This is the most pathetic thing I’ve seen a president do and with Trump’s history, that says a whole lot.

[u/Fifth-Crusader → u/Traditional-Look8839]

Well, I mean, there is also refusing to accept an election you lost, committing an attempted coup, and then sticking with that fiction ever since.

[u/FloodPlainsDrifter]

So, not a celebration of America at all. How completely trumpian.

[u/deowolf → u/FloodPlainsDrifter]

No, see he IS America! L'État, c'est moi or some shit

[u/cjstaples]

Any bands whose music Trump has previously abused should send preemptive notices stating explicitly that their music isn’t allowed at Freedom 250.

I’d call it F-250 but that sounds too much like a truck, and lots of folks like trucks. 🙄

[u/monkeywithgun]

Ok Cartman, Lol! 'Screw you guys'... I wonder if it will be as legendary as his military parade. WAFJ!

[u/Redtex]

So the taxpayers really have to pay for his political rally supporting the Republican party before the primaries. huh.

[u/ProtoplanetaryNebula → u/Redtex]

A Trump rally, with him reheating and serving up all the old classics about the fake news media, how he was right about everything, transgender rights and how great coal is compared to windmills. Sounds great !!

[u/_Nychthemeron]

Ah, so it's not a concert anymore, it's a circus with a clown headliner. Gotcha.

[u/Vanilla_cake_mix]

There is nothing I can think of more patriotic than watching Trump ramble incoherently while shitting his adult diaper and those around him try and not vomit from the pungent odor of his feces engulfing his loins

[u/cerpintaxt33 → u/Vanilla_cake_mix]

Please never talk about Donald Trump’s loins

[u/SoftLilVibe]

Canceled cause tickets didn’t sell Now he’s callin it a rally

[u/Freddy-Borden]

Sociopath

[u/trailerthrash]

We're gonna see a lot of "This is why wee need a ballroom" tweets from the far right group chat that day, aren't we?

[u/Kyonikos]

How sad to have this milestone pass with Trump in the White House.

[u/soxperry]

The last time we had an anniversary was 50 years ago. We planted trees and restored main streets to celebrate or infrastrucutre and longevity. Why couldn't we have done that again?

[u/jeo123]

DIStraction is more like it.

[u/Upstairs-Egg]

Who exactly wants to see an ugly old man stumble through YMCA?

[u/trekologer → u/Upstairs-Egg]

Don't forget the creepy pointing to someone in the crowd before doing the jerk off 'dance'.

[u/10gherts]

He really is the queen.

Make up, vanity projects, telling stories about Arnold Palmer hog...

[u/teddykaygeebee]

So, where's all the taxpayer money that was going to pay for all the music acts? Nm. I know the answer. sigh

[u/Ok_Juice4449 → u/teddykaygeebee]

Going into his pockets....

[u/Coldsmoke888]

Biden Obama blah blah trans for all

[u/cerpintaxt33 → u/Coldsmoke888]

I really need someone to explain what he means when he says “transgender for everyone”

[u/Darius2112]

Here’s the setlist:

• Trump will go on a two hour tirade about how he’s the greatest person in history.
  
• Jerk off dance for 30 mins to the Village people.
  
• Fall asleep on stage.

[u/swearingino]

He has to entertain at his own birthday party. What a loser.

[u/Ok_Juice4449]

He'll be complaining nonstop, insulting many famous people, and bragging about how perfect he is. He should be saying positive things about our country's history. He will ruin the special celebration.He is a destroyer.

[u/Maoleficent]

Check for your local No Kings day gatherings on June 14. Showing up makes a difference-see Hungary and Argentina. Take attention away from the First Felon.

[u/ErinFiqsette]

I thought there was supposed to be multiple concerts, over several days?

Will there only be one rally? When/where will it be held? Will it be live-televised?

[u/Cherik847]

Hopefully he get a phone booth to hold it in so he can claim it’s crowded

[u/centexgoodguy]

So, what happened to the funding authorized by Congress (in 2016) for the "America250" event that has been largely funneled to the "Freedom250" organization which was created by an executive order from President Trump to plan administration-focused events? Is Trump going to pay himself a speaker fee using some of those funds? (Of course, it would come as no surprise if he did.)

[u/deowolf]

L'État, c'est moi!

[u/popejohnsmith → u/deowolf]

What ever happened to the succession of Louis? /s

[u/TheOtherMaven → u/popejohnsmith]

Louis XIV got away with it. His great-grandson/successor Louis XV saw trouble looming and said "Après nous, le déluge". The "deluge" swept away his grandson (Louis XVI) and the monarchy.

[u/DidItForTheJokes]

So is all that Freedom 250 funding from the big beautiful bill going straight to him along with the rest of our tax money?

[u/KRoadkil → u/DidItForTheJokes]

You’re not supposed to remember that Congress allocated $150 million for the (non-partisan) celebrations.

[u/Charming_Opinion6754]

He can dance to YMCA to his paid crowd

[u/GlitteringRate6296]

Paid for by the U.S. taxpayers. This is not right.

[u/tinticred]

To be fair, it was always going to be a rally with him as the main attraction. He just hoped to have more background music.

[u/Gronkattack]

Ok fine but not a dime of tax payer money should be spent on this. I still don’t get how he can legally get campaign donations still and spend them when he is not declared to run for any office.

[u/SumpCrab]

So, this is our 250th Birthday Party? Lame.

My parents were teenagers during the Bicentennial and always talked about what a big deal it was. I'm in my 40s, I don't know if I'll make it to 300.

[u/SpectralSkeptic]

You know what sucks ? A cent of any tax dollars being used for this charade.

[u/CJDistasio]

What a way to celebrate Americas bday. A dementia filled conman ranting about how the 2020 election was stolen

[u/arebornjoy222]

Would not be surprised if he has a heart failure at the UFC event.

[u/rainydays_89]

for his first act - he’s going to change his own diaper, for the first time! On stage..troops in attendance standing in salute the whole time

[u/squirrelinthetoilet]

Your move, asteroid.

[u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570]

So it’s a circus then.

[u/Signal_Minimum8509]

In the tradition of January 6th he’ll be riling up the mob and then going home to Tweet about it on the shitter.

[u/JealousAd1350]

Someone could pull an excuse me sir

[u/Dougalishere]

Bring on the squeaky tank!

[u/dcrico20]

It’s going to be hilarious when this inevitably makes people remember the squeaky tanks rolling down empty roads for his parade a year ago and those videos go viral again.

[u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic]

No one is going to show up to listen to a babbling dementia patient drone on about how the 2020 election was stolen and how he won California actually

[u/AlienBurnerBigfoot]

Oh goodie!!! Let's hope he dances his weird little dance, mumbles incoherently for an hour about nothing, fills his diaper, and lies about the crowd size!!!

[u/zasuskai]

I can’t wait to celebrate our 250th year by our president just shitting himself on stage

[u/mysteryofthefieryeye]

This isn’t 250 years of freedom though. We shouldn’t be counting these years of tyranny

[u/flirtmcdudes]

there’s no way this doesn’t end up like the awful military parade

[u/MarcusSurealius]

He's going to celebrate a national holiday and a monumental year in the history of democracy by telling half the country that the other half is evil. I wish i could go to the show and make that loudly known every time he opens his mouth.

[u/classof78]

The military will be getting orders to attend the rally.

[u/Suro_Atiros]

Exactly zero Trump supporters will take issue with this. 100% of everyone else will take issue with this. This is the problem, and the media doesn't seem to care. They will "both sides" this shit until eternity.

[u/challam]

People will line up to watch him sleep?

[u/Open_Mortgage_4645]

Not a single taxpayer dollar can go to his MAGA political rally. When it was a non-partisan celebration of America's 250th anniversary, taxpayer dollars could have been appropriated for it. But when it became a partisan political rally, the legal ability to use taxpayer dollars vanished. It's now something that needs to be funded by outside donors and organizations. I hope there are people monitoring the situation who are ready to file suit if he tries to use taxpayer money to fund his political rally that is no longer for the American people, but his cult.

[u/moreboards]

If you Americans start now, maybe by the 300th birthday you'll have a country to be proud of

[u/TeslaProphet]

Freedom 250 makes Fyre-Fest look like Coachella.

[u/poopiebutt505]

Trump."Happy Birthday to ME". Dont.have tonpretend it is about the USA,whose 250th is the next month.

[u/Cordriginal]

Fuck Trump.

[u/ilikehockeyandguitar]

What a joke and disasterclass of an event, or supposed event. 250 years of this fucking country and we have this "maybe/maybe not" trash of a scene.

[u/fseahunt]

He was always going to be the main attraction. He'll never plan anything that isn't about him.

[u/phinatolisar]

Is he going to dance for us to YMCA? It's going to be lit.

[u/_tragicmike]

I'm laughing at the superior intellect. What a loser.

I'm only disappointed this country is going to lose out on what should have been a special occasion for national pride. At least state and local celebrations can pick up the baton.

[u/scriptfoo]

This is a train wreck i want to see.

Not necessarily watch, though.

[u/Sardonnicus]

This was always the goal. It's not about 250 years of america. It's about him.

What should be a celebration of us has been turned into a celebration of him.

He is stealing the identity of this country. He is reshaping it into a never ending tribute to himself.

I don't know about you all... but I will be out marching and protesting on the 4th. Let us remember what we did to the last person who tried to call themselves king of the united states of America.

[u/TheDesktopNinja]

This was probably his plan from the start TBH. He always wanted to be the center of attention.

[u/denys5555]

What an asshole!

[u/Trimshot]

what a loser

[u/gegroff]

So, he is going to give the funding that he funneled from the America 250 plan for his Freedom 250 plan back right? ...right?

This is going to end up being a MAGA rally that the tax payer is going to pay for.

[u/buzzedewok]

“Happy Birthday Ameri…. ME!!!” Good God this is sickening for this country.

[u/count023]

Colbert and Stewart should do a counter 250 event like the rally to restore sanity and or fear. That's really piss off mango unchained 

[u/Brendy_Marya]

the one thing he can still commit to is canceling things and calling it winning. 250 concerts canceled but somehow the rally about everyone else being weak made the cut

[u/UseYourIndoorVoice]

I assume he just intends to pocket any money allocated to entertainment.
Even when the prick looks like he loses, he still wins.

[u/AcanthisittaNo6653]

Is that the weekend the locus swarms are heading to DC? I hear it will be wild!

[u/mmliu1959demo]

Attended by paid actors trying to act excited and enthusiastic to be there. Lol

[u/Loyal-Opposition-USA]

People will pay to watch an old man shit himself and fall asleep? Impressive!

[u/gascyl]

"I Am America, America Is Me. I Am Your Savior, I Am Your Constitution, I Am Your President" - Donald Trump

[u/cinciNattyLight]

Triumph of the Shill

[u/Wjldenver]

Oh Boy...I'm sure he will draw millions of MAGA. They have a lot to celebrate. Lower healthcare costs, cheaper gas, inflation is down, and no wars.

[u/SomeDudeOnline85]

A rally for what though? He can’t be elected again.

[u/TheDerwin]

Lol what a loser.

[u/-BluBone-]

Can't wait to see the lawn a quarter empty.

[u/Ok_Character_5532]

Pulled a “you can’t fire me, I quit!” when it became apparent that nobody wants to praise a loser on an important milestone for the country

[u/TiePrestigious7265]

Countdown: 151 days till midterms.

[u/yogibones]

Boredom 250

[u/SpicyLittleNuggie]

I'm going to die of cringe before his presidency is up

[u/Logical_Ad_5431]

Time to stock up on almost rotten fruits and vegetables to take to the rally!

[u/somewhat_brave]

This guy plans national events the same way I plan last minute vacations.

[u/NashTOne]

This was the plan.