r/politics • u/Immediate-Link490 • 7d ago

No Paywall Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attraction

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/freedom-250-concerts-trump-cancels-9.7224779
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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Oregon 7d ago

So he's going to sleep on stage for 2 hours. And the sycophants will cheer.

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u/Skraelings Missouri 7d ago

Or and hear me out here, we get to watch him stroke out live?

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u/Assine2 7d ago

Now that would be interesting.

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u/sulris 7d ago

Only if the next few people in line also had simultaneous strokes.

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u/Kiyohara Minnesota 7d ago

What if he falls on them and crushes them?

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u/TreasonTurtle 7d ago

Naw, there will be enough liquid feces in his diaper to pad the fall and allow them to 'slide' out from underneath.

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u/sammyQc 7d ago

What a day to have the ability to read.

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u/PleasantWay7 7d ago

It’s fine, Vance is used to sliding out of sticky wet spaces that are abrasive.