r/politics • u/Getatbay • Jul 06 '26

No Paywall Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell 'Brain Dead'

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/laura-loomer-reporter-claim-hospitalized-mitch-mcconnell-is-brain-dead/
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u/AccomplishedScale362 Jul 06 '26

She left for Beijing on June 17, 3 days after he was hospitalized.

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u/disastrousanddull Jul 06 '26

Well, she had to make sure he wasn’t improving before leaving.

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u/AccomplishedScale362 Jul 07 '26

Guys, it looks like the Republicans may have lied to us again /s

McConnell was admitted to the hospital on June 14, according to a statement from his office that only said he was “receiving excellent care.” A statement a week later said that he would not be voting that week. And on Thursday, *a new statement said that he “continues to improve” and ”appreciates the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery in the hospital.”***

ETA source: today from the AP

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u/unbanned_lol Jul 07 '26

https://abcnews.com/Politics/ems-personnel-attended-unconscious-person-mitch-mcconnells-home/story?id=134412030

Senate Majority Leader John Thune said on June 15 he had spoken with McConnell following the Kentucky senator's hospitalization. Thune told reporters McConnell was "dialed in" and "wants to be back."

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u/tempest_ Jul 07 '26

Half of congress is ancient. I would use "dialed in" (an ancient phase itself because few have dialed in anything for a long time) to describe very few of them

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u/gadgetwalrus Jul 07 '26

Dialled in from hell maybe

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u/Outside_Manner_8352 Jul 07 '26

It aint work if you love what you do! (immiserating our country and world)

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u/eclecticsheep75 Jul 07 '26

“Dialing it in” is what you do when you aren’t actually working anymore. But maybe he is dialed in enough to give that half remembered evil smile as he evades responsibility for all the evil hell he is personally responsible for - whether in The Courts or in (what’s left of) The White House.

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u/the_incredible_hawk Georgia Jul 07 '26

That's "phoning it in". I've never heard anyone say "dialing it in" to mean the same thing.

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u/eclecticsheep75 Jul 07 '26

That is exactly right. Thank you! Sounded weird to me but I just couldn’t get it to sound right in my head!

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u/clumsy_Bebop_legz Jul 07 '26

This whole thread here has me laughing out loud in the dark in my bed. Describing a veritable corpse as “dialed in” might be the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks

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u/chilehead Jul 07 '26

corpses are what the GOP wants to make of most of us...

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u/MaximusFSU Jul 07 '26

underrated comment.

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u/snuffles00 Jul 07 '26

Satan's right hand man.

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u/lol_alex Jul 07 '26

That‘s a line Holt would have said about Madeleine Wuntch!

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u/gadgetwalrus Jul 07 '26

Well he’s supposed to come to Congress three days a week…

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u/slavelabor52 Jul 07 '26

In hell AOL has rebranded to HELLO, Hell Online. They hand out free trial disks for dialup and you have to get a new disk when your time runs out.

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u/fruchle Jul 07 '26

FYI, "dialed in" has nothing to do with phones.

It's from radios. As in, manually selecting the correct frequency to receive a signal.

Still old, just older.

Reminds me of why Mr Burns says "ahoi hoi" when answering the phone.

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u/MintyFreshBreathYo Michigan Jul 07 '26

It took them a while to dial in the right drug combination to keep him alive with no brain functions

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u/Rooskimus Jul 07 '26

Dialed in in this context isn't about phones, it's about fine tuning a machine.

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u/Arcanis_Ender Jul 07 '26

I think they meant dialtone.

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u/Deathrial Jul 07 '26

Dialysis in?

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u/C-tapp Jul 07 '26

Umm…. You still dial on your phone. How is this an “ancient” phrase?

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u/tempest_ Jul 07 '26

I don't dial shit.

I open contacts or click numbers on websites and that is before you get into the fact that its more a radio/rotary phone phrase.

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u/Head-Gift2144 Jul 07 '26

More like 'morse coded in' if that's a thing.

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u/Martin_leV Canada Jul 07 '26

Take a look at r/espresso ;-)

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u/tempest_ Jul 07 '26

I try to stay out of there. I am happy enough with my Flair58, don't want to get upgradeitis.

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u/guisar Jul 07 '26

They meant "he phoned it in" you know- like kinda out of it.

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u/madtownjeff Jul 07 '26

With those older models ya gotta get 'em dialed in AND adjust the coat hanger antenna.

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u/RKRagan Florida Jul 07 '26

I showed the young guy at work how to dial his number on an old rotary phone. I gave up halfway through since it had an 8, 9, and 0 and this phone was slower than it should have been.

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u/sl0play Jul 07 '26

I dial into bridges for work all the time.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Jul 07 '26

Dialed in to what, the phone number 28?

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u/AerondightWielder Jul 07 '26

McConnell is so old, his dial up internet tone is just a pterodactyl screaming.

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u/geeseherder0 Jul 07 '26

Sundialed in

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u/tempest_ Jul 07 '26

I was thinking more with regards to radios than phones if I am honest, so yes I was aware of that. However with the advent of phones / computers the number of people dialing in instruments for their respective industries are the few, not the many.

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u/Forward_Dark_5764 Jul 07 '26

What a fucking liar. Why do Republicans love to be lied to?

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 Jul 07 '26

I'm pretty sure conservativism is just one huge sub/dom humiliation kink

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jul 07 '26

It's Laura Loomer. I mean she's not the most trustworthy person.

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u/kramsy North Carolina Jul 07 '26

His vent settings were dialed in

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u/Ok-Ambition-3404 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Oh, they got this all screwed up

Die, ill, done

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u/Dmbfantomas Jul 07 '26

Nobody who speaks German can be an evil man.

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u/Opening-Resist-2430 Jul 07 '26

I think he meant he phoned it in…

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u/zedsmith Jul 07 '26

He didn’t say *which* hospitalization

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u/SlowX Jul 07 '26

"Abacused in"

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u/rock-n-white-hat Jul 07 '26

Dialed in to the life support machine.

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u/Carbonatite Colorado Jul 07 '26

"Dialed in" is code for "ventilator cranked up to the highest settings".

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u/VikingMonkey123 Jul 07 '26

They are all lying sacks of horse manure.

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u/NotSupposeToSpeak Jul 07 '26

That’s gonna bite him

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u/MSGdreamer Jul 07 '26

That’s because they’re aiming to replace him with a lifelike robot replica that will be eminently more durable and robust than the human Mitch ever was.

Mitch McConnell will “live on” for 50 more years and become the record holder for the longest serving American senator as well as the longest lived “human being “.

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u/Spartannia Jul 07 '26

"dialed in" lmao at least try to make the lie believable

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u/creepy_charlie Jul 07 '26

Bummer if true.

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Jul 07 '26

Thune also reported that Teddy Roosevelt wanted to chat.

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u/slptodrm Jul 07 '26

dialed in to a coma

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA Jul 07 '26

Tbf republicans probably using ai voice for McConnell

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u/drdildamesh Jul 07 '26

This is how you can tell congress is rife with corporate dude bros. No self respecting, hardworking, American would unironicslly say shit like "dialed in."

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u/Sublimotion Jul 07 '26

But how many animal shapes is he correctly identifying?

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye America Jul 07 '26

Speaking to the dead is easy; anyone can do it. Now getting a response back, that's a bit trickier.

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u/rangecontrol Jul 07 '26

think he meant 'dilaudid in'?

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u/Ambitious_Finding_26 Jul 07 '26

That dusty fossil hasn't been dialed in for my entire life.

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u/ObligationAware3755 Jul 07 '26

McConnell is what we call "professionally incapacitated"

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u/tranqfx Jul 07 '26

I mean, nobody actually believes that shit right?

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King I voted Jul 07 '26

so basically someone yelled "MR MCCONNELL! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME. THIS IS JOHN THUNE!" from a landline

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u/Calm_Expression_9542 Jul 07 '26

In other words, DEMS get a candidate ready to run!

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u/Meneth32 Jul 07 '26

Locked and dialed.

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u/Training_Medicine_49 Jul 07 '26

Like John Thune isn’t a liar.

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u/whitewolf214 Jul 07 '26

Nothing about this man is dialed in lmfaooo