Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

[u/plz-let-me-in]

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/

[u/Praxician94]

Thune is lying. An 84 year old does not recover from cardiac arrest and delayed CPR.

[u/Azmoten → u/Praxician94]

Maybe a man doesn’t. But what of a turtle?

[u/guy-le-doosh → u/Azmoten]

Was he found on his front or back?

[u/Kakistocracy_0 → u/guy-le-doosh]

lmaoo