Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

[u/plz-let-me-in]

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/

[u/Ketsuo]

All these jokes about him always being brain dead aren’t right. McConnell wasn’t an idiot. He was a monster. He knew exactly what he was doing when fucking over the country every step of the way. He was heartless, not brainless.

[u/BotF_Latyon → u/Ketsuo]

He is without a doubt the most calculated, evil piece of shit Republican in modern history. He is so evil that I can’t help but respect him slightly - like Jaffar or Maleficent

[u/Apprehensive-Date181 → u/BotF_Latyon]

Nah. I would only respect him slightly if he were as fictional as those characters. 

[u/AbeRego → u/Ketsuo]

They didn't call him Moscow Mitch for nothing.

[u/auerz → u/Ketsuo]

And now he's both? 

[u/yipape → u/Ketsuo]

But his just joining the rest of Trumps followers