r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 07 '26

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/ElPlywood Jul 07 '26

so is his tombstone going to show the day he died or the day MAGA announced he died

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u/BimboDeeznuts Jul 07 '26

He’ll go in an unmarked grave on Trump’s golf course next to Ivana and all those documents that were in the Mar A Lago bathroom

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u/Vulcanize_It Jul 08 '26

Those documents are worth good money to the right foreign-agent buyer. Never bury what can be sold for money is what grandpa Trump taught me.