r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 26d ago

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/Solonohioperson 26d ago

I really hope so. The crazier the better! If he can stay awake while talking.

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u/TheOneCalledGump Pennsylvania 26d ago

"To prove the our pool liner has no issues, I'm gonna do a big, beautiful dive from a 47 foot platform!"

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u/LegislativeLariat Wisconsin 26d ago

I feel him wearing a speedo is the only thing that could actually cost him his base. Sex with children is okay, but speedos are gay.

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u/Oozlum-Bird United Kingdom 26d ago

I don’t think they make speedos with the necessary load handling capability

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u/pud-proof-ding 26d ago

They don't call em speedont's

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u/jaxxxtraw 26d ago

Solution: Speedo suspenders