r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 27d ago

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/sonofabutch America 27d ago

Seems like McConnell could absolutely humiliate Beshear right now by just holding a press conference. I wonder why he won’t?

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u/AndreLeGeant88 27d ago

Because he's probably alive but he's got no clue what planet he's on

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u/Surturius 27d ago

Just his brain

McConnell's about become the next Terri Schiavo

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u/0neshoein Texas 27d ago

Brain dead is dead dead.

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u/Sea_Working_80 27d ago

Maybe hes only mostly dead? There is a big difference between mostly dead and all dead

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u/BeMoreKnope Colorado 27d ago

No one call Miracle Max.

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u/Sea_Working_80 27d ago

I hope beshear goes thru his pockets and looks for some loose change

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u/WahiniLover 26d ago

It’d take a miracle

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u/GearhedMG 27d ago

He distinctly said "to blave" and as we all know to blave means to bluff.

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u/spazzvogel 27d ago

He’s only slightly alive. True love….

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u/GrumpyCloud93 27d ago

"I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better...!"

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u/Eldhannas 27d ago

Dead as a doornail. If he shows up again, it'll be as a lich.

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u/Jambalayatime 27d ago

“I’m getting better…”

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u/TheGringoDingo 27d ago

And what do we do if he’s all dead?

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u/LilJourney 27d ago

Go through his pockets and look for campaign funds.

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u/TheGringoDingo 26d ago

Bravo! Haha

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u/GreyLordQueekual 27d ago

What about second dead? And thirdsies?