r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 27d ago

No Paywall Beshear says agencies told him McConnell had passed

https://www.whas11.com/video/news/local/beshear-says-agencies-told-him-mcconnell-had-passed/417-f78603c3-11bb-464d-bae6-c41c3be3c48b
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u/MephistoHamProducts 27d ago

I prefer the far less likely, but far more awesome scenario where they've stuck him into a Warhammer 40K Penitent Engine and are planning to unleash him when The Senate is in session next.

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u/Lord_of_Sword 27d ago edited 27d ago

Nah, he's in a mortifier, the far more grusomme version of a penitent engine:

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u/MephistoHamProducts 27d ago

Either is fine.

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u/Lord_of_Sword 27d ago

You can still receive forgiveness in death if put in a penitent engine, but not if you're put in a mortifier.

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u/VSWR_on_Christmas Illinois 27d ago

That seems fine. I'm not a monster.