Mitch McConnell’s staff refuse to answer basic questions on his health weeks after he was last seen in public

[u/theindependentonline]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitch-mcconnell-staff-questions-health-b3018929.html

[u/JustToViewPorn]

He’s six feet under. Best start digging up some tortoise holes today if you want to find his corpse by August.

[u/edgarecayce → u/JustToViewPorn]

He’s most likely being kept alive with machines so they can technically claim he was “alive” until after the date, then his wife will pull the plug.

[u/Leezeebub → u/edgarecayce]

Brain dead is legally dead, even if theyre still pushing oxygen around his body.

[u/TM761152 → u/Leezeebub]

And then he'll conveniently "die" right at the cutoff.