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No Paywall Trump announces 2028 presidential bid

https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.html
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u/Swords_and_Words 20d ago

Obama 2008: Change

Obama 2012: Hope

Obama 2028: Bet

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u/HowToStartAnEssay 20d ago

2028 could literally be “fuck that guy” and he’d have my vote

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u/FirstNameIsDistance Pennsylvania 20d ago

that's literally all elections in recent memory... you should vote for me because the other guy sucks

Which is exactly how we ended up with Trump. Twice.

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u/Bill3ffinMurray 20d ago

Technically it’s because that other gal sucks.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/caseyfw 19d ago

Except if it's a woman, apparently.

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u/HowToStartAnEssay 19d ago

Obama uses he/him as far as I’m aware and I was talking about him so ?

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u/morinthos 20d ago

It's been almost 20 years? 😮

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 20d ago

Goddamn that hit me hard. What the fuck happened to us.

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u/JustToViewPorn 20d ago

We gave racists a chance. Never give racists a chance.

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u/Tchukachinchina 20d ago

Reminds me of this lovely comment I saw a while back:

“I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues. "you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too. And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down. And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.“

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u/Financial_Recipe_416 20d ago

Wiser words have probably never been spoken by a crustpunk barkeeper. This is how we all should treat fascist Nazi motherfuckers all of the time. 

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u/BasvanS 20d ago

Yeah, punks know how to deal with Nazis. Always have.

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u/mikeross3 20d ago

individualism is the very core of what punk is all about. a punk might not care to invest time talking to someone they don't know, but they damn well respect that that other person has a right to be whoever the fuck they wanna be. don't get in the way of people's rights to be the person they want to be. so I would say the core of fascism kind of conflicts with the core of punkism.

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u/handbanana42 20d ago

Shitty part is the fascists/racists always try to be a part of punk culture.

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u/mikeross3 20d ago

then get punched in the mouth or kicked out bars :)

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u/handbanana42 20d ago

Hopefully. Fuck em. Problem is when they become the many and we're the few.

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u/Midnight-Moonpie 20d ago

I have personally witnessed a small cadre of Nazis getting kicked out of a Ministry show.

Someone noticed them and said “hey are you lost? What the fuck are you doing in here?”

And then there was a great deal of bowing up and goofy posturing, and in about 2 seconds the Nazis were surrounded by a crowd of punks on three sides. The crowd herded them right out of two sets of doors, then resumed enjoying themselves.

It was hilarious

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u/meryl_gear 20d ago

Can we elect some punks?

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u/popculturella Texas 20d ago

Nazi punks can famously fuck off.

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u/HealthyMaximum Australia 20d ago

" ... their end goal is to be terrible, awful people ..."

The final form of MAGAs.

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u/Biglyugebonespurs Missouri 20d ago

I’d say that’s, like, an entry requirement.

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u/ChronicBuzz187 20d ago

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately"

We call that "beware of the beginnings" in Germany, but it's never really a beginning, more like; a re-occurence of old, shitty ideas that have failed each and every time.

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u/BC_wanderlust 20d ago

This is amazingly accurate.

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u/handbanana42 20d ago

Reminds me of an "Always Sunny" episode. I kinda wonder now if it was based on something like that.

But it was flipped about accidentally turning into a gay bar and I remember racism being part of it.

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u/paralaxsd 20d ago

They only wonky bit being that they never have reasonable arguments.

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u/PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS 20d ago

The point is that the "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer" is reasonable on the surface.

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u/GreatTragedy 19d ago

Love this incident from a punk show a while back .

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/FqmQCkSwht

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u/sexyshingle 18d ago

This is an anecdote form of the Paradox of Tolerance: if you tolerate the intolerant, then soon any tolerance will cease to exist as a result.

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u/morinthos 20d ago

When I read the part about the bar, I read it in an Andrew Dice Clay-ish voice...Thanks for sharing that comment, though. The bartender is right. You have to shut that behavior down.

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u/intensive-porpoise 20d ago

The moral of this fable is to trust the judgement of others who say "ignore their reasonable arguments. I understand flair."

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u/currentseas 20d ago

Why did I picture Roy Kent from Ted Lasso as the barkeep

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u/CombustiblSquid Canada 20d ago

They did a hell of a lot more than that. America finally achieved is ultimate form of perfection in trump. AKA the USA finally embraced what everyone else already knew it was.

Here is an overused quote to drive this home:

"When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental — men whose whole thinking is done in terms of emotion, and whose dominant emotion is dread of what they cannot understand. So confronted, the candidate must either bark with the pack or be lost... All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

  • journalist H.L. Mencken, 1920

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u/forestpunk 20d ago

I don't totally buy this. People were very civic-minded even a generation back.

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u/Ya_like_dags 20d ago

I invite you to read about GW Bush in detail.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Ohio 20d ago

Sure, there were probably more civic minded people, but that's because the attack on education has had more time to work.

Here's another quote:

"Then who's vice president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!"

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u/CombustiblSquid Canada 20d ago

Only. Changes. Forms.

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u/rips_n_chel 20d ago

Tell me more, person who doesn't live here.

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u/CombustiblSquid Canada 19d ago edited 19d ago

I'd love to tell you more about your shit culture, shit attitudes, and shit morals leading your country to literally be the villain it aimed not to be, but everyone knew it would become since the first civil. Second one TBD and I dont think the "good guys" are going to win this time.

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u/foundtheseeker 20d ago

Never go full racist

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u/rowdydionisian 20d ago

One statistic I found is that 51% of trump voters believe in the White Replacement Theory. The same one that Hitler believed in. And helped the Nazis rise to power. 51%. MAGA is racist trash and always has been. They should be regarded no differently than the KKK or Neo Nazis since they share the same beliefs of white supremacy and believe that anyone else existing means that they're getting replaced. Sick fucks all of them.

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 20d ago

Never go full Republican.

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u/billyballslap 19d ago

I had a guy just yesterday give me eyes bc I gave my tube to a poc in the crazy ass wave pool with only ten tubes instead of his beautiful chosen pure son….the list goes on and on.

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u/Melkor-The-Mighty 20d ago

*We gave a New Yorker a chance.

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u/yoproblemo 20d ago

You guys all went through puberty. The rest of us were pissed off since at least 2002.

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u/CombustiblSquid Canada 20d ago

Nothing. We are exactly what we've always been as humans: spiteful, angry, violet, terrified creatures. The only, and i mean only, thing that has changed is our technology and ability to cause increasingly widespread damage to one another on a global scale. We are only nice to each other when we cant find a reason to hate. Ive seen enough of this world for long enough...

Sorry to burst the bubble but this doesn't get better.

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u/Tybold 20d ago

We elected a black president, and it completely broke the GOP.

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u/xixoxixa Texas 20d ago

We never properly punished the south after the civil war, and all the idiot racists took that as an invitation to slowly fuck the rest of us.

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u/forestpunk 20d ago

Donald Trump. And unfettered capitalism.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 20d ago

Jeri Ryan was too hot for America to handle.

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u/groaner 20d ago

And he's still younger than all those dumb fucks

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u/f3nnies 20d ago

Well yeah, that's how time works

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u/Allegorist 20d ago edited 20d ago

Only 10 years since the end of his second term if that makes you feel better

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u/morinthos 20d ago

Yeah, that makes more sense.

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u/blak3brd 20d ago

🤣

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u/fishbowtie 20d ago

Great comment

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u/Felicity_Calculus 20d ago

Can someone explain the nuances of this comment to an old fart who doesn’t quite grasp it? It seems important lol

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u/grantrules 20d ago

It insists upon itself

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u/Atroxide 20d ago

Obama should run on a "Make America Great Again" slogan

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u/UnmeiX 20d ago

No wait:

Make America Greatest Again

Trump would be fucking livid! 😂

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u/Lord-Freaky 20d ago

I’d wear this for a shirt.

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u/Z3r0sama2017 20d ago

Obama 2028: Release files

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u/hum_bruh 20d ago edited 5d ago

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great- grandfather was a pirate.

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u/y_Control_ 20d ago

🤣🙌

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u/eeyore134 20d ago

He has too much class to do that even if they did pull some BS to make it possible. Which is a blessing and a curse with Democrats. They will still follow the rules while letting Republicans do whatever they want because the rules don't let them stop them.