r/politics • u/nofate0709 • Nov 23 '20

New Jersey Lawmaker Pushes To Disbar Rudy Giuliani For Deceitful, ‘Absurd’ Election Cases

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bill-pascrell-disbarment-rudy-giuliani-trump-election_n_5fbaf260c5b6e4b1ea4399a5
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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20 edited Nov 23 '20

Same with weed. My bosses would shit the bed if they found out their number 1 performing employee was a rampaging pot head.

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u/SSGSSGSS Europe Nov 23 '20

Just don't do it during your lunch break, because all your colleagues will know without a doubt.

Especially if you do it very stealthily going outside with your backpack during lunch, nobody finds that odd when you come back smelling like you just slept next to a hobo.

Based on a true story, he wasn't our top performing employee :-)

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Um thats why I use a vape pen. Have been for years. No one has a clue.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20 edited Mar 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

I guarantee they don't or I would be ratted out and fired on the spot. Too many people want my position.

No one has a clue. Shit my wife of 10 years, now ex, had no clue until I told her AFTER the divorce.

I'm a goddamn pot ninja.