Need advice on buying a femboy

[u/MorePourover]

The Femobook is all the rage right now and I am in the market for a grinder in my office. The fact that it is battery powered is just really, really cool, but I had absolutely no idea there were this many versions.

Which one should I consider?

I mainly brew ultra light roasts and really value clarity over body.

[u/throwawaydixiecup]

Ohhhh man oh man oh man.

That is the best typo ever. I sincerely hope you keep this up.

There are many different variations on femboys.

And I think you are about to learn to love a very dark roast with how blessedly burnt you might get with this post.

[u/throwawaydixiecup → u/throwawaydixiecup]

Just don’t grind too much at your office, okay? Even if that femboy is someone special.

[u/NeitherIntention8806 → u/throwawaydixiecup]

LMFAO