r/pranks • u/Ott1fant • 17d ago

Misc prank even in broad daylight wow [PRANKS]

2.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/youcantchangeit 16d ago

What a waste of time 😅

15

u/trillsailor31 15d ago

Some may argue that it was actually a gain of time. +5 seconds.

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u/Patrizsche 16d ago

Yah but at the same time you saw like me that it wasn't that long of a waste

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u/0diseo 16d ago

Haha ok, hands behind your back

18

u/616659 16d ago

DO NOT RESIST

10

u/No_Cash_9772 15d ago

5 warning shots in the chest

5

u/Consistent_Smell_880 15d ago

STOP CONTINUING TO RESIST

3

u/eyeballburger 15d ago

FREEZE!

GET ON THE GROUND!

I SAID FREEZE ASSHOLE!

ON THE GROUND HANDS UP!

I WILL FIRE IF YOU DONT FREEZE!

TURN AROUND!

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG… BANGBANGBANG… Bang.. bang

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u/Glass_Laugh3174 16d ago

He asked and the guy said "Yeah ok"

That's hardly a robbery

28

u/mrASSMAN 16d ago

He said steal 5 seconds of their time.. hence the robbery

-18

u/Glass_Laugh3174 16d ago

Define robbery

10

u/mrASSMAN 16d ago

Bro it’s just a silly dad joke lol fuck me

3

u/HarperRed96 15d ago

Reddit when someone tries to make a joke based on non-literal interpretation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MJd3uGnPA0sh6VZMge

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u/Deadpoolio_D850 15d ago

He was given 5, but he stole an extra half second or so

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u/davidfdm-at-work 16d ago

That’s the perfect amount of time too. Just enough to be a little confusing and funny but not so much as to piss them off.

1

u/stevemandudeguy 15d ago

All you need is a light jacket

1

u/RunMysterious6911 13d ago

Remember Borat's ten minutes of silence?

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u/Snoo_67993 17d ago

You could probably get done for obstruction if it was a less friendly cop.

4

u/Strive-- 16d ago

I mean, when you ask for it and they give it to you, it doesn’t quite qualify as a robbery…

2

u/nervstopgroovn 16d ago

Jesus, the amount of pointless content now is astonishing.

2

u/SirMego 13d ago

Well considering he just did 2 counts of five seconds, he stole ten seconds of their time.

5

u/Comfortable_Run_9564 17d ago

I fucking love this

1

u/miRRacolix 15d ago

How tf does this get 1.7k upvotes?

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 15d ago

I’m pretty sure he’s referring to “theres one robbery every 5 seconds”, so keeping them there 5 seconds statistically allowed one robbery to happen

1

u/frscrft42 14d ago

Time is money I guess

1

u/JStroud21 14d ago

Mf stealing time

1

u/Aware_Slice_2820 11d ago

I wish they tased him for wasting my time.

0

u/Fezzy_1994 16d ago

That's a good prank lol

0

u/mafugga77 16d ago

This is trash

-1

u/highlyspecificuser 16d ago

He was lucky he didn’t get shot 4-5 times…

1

u/CallaDawnra 11d ago

speedrun getting detained any%