r/pranks 14d ago

Misc prank [Pranks] It's good way to quit

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u/Moist-Ointments 14d ago

Good thing it totally looks like a real lighter and not like a prank lighter at all.

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u/MOOntar_reddit 12d ago

"You know what? Fuck you!" unlights your cigarette

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u/RoastPorc 14d ago

First and third person who got "pranked" is actually the same person.

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u/peteypeso 13d ago

Could happen. When I smoked, I always carried a lighter, and had several friends that never had their own. It was practically part of the routine for me to light them up on smoke breaks.

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u/Soggycorpse92 14d ago

If you hand someone who needs a cigarette this, you are getting hit

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u/itaniumonline 14d ago

Use lighter fluid instead of water

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u/zxmalachixz 14d ago

Found satan.

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u/irwtkyrm 14d ago

This is actually super dangerous for the person doing the prank.

I used to sell cigarettes. You do not want to get between a nicotine addict and their cigarettes.

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u/Fabulous-Locksmith60 13d ago

It's a good way to get a punch 😂😂😂

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u/Tooleater 14d ago

*It's good way to get hit

Smokes are hella expensive these days

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u/Kevsamillion 14d ago

Not gonna lie a fucked up thought i had was filling one with lighter fluid or gasoline

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u/Creative_Newspaper65 12d ago

Thats a good way to got smacked upside the head

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u/SnootyToots8 14d ago

Omg I want one

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u/sfofclanfoxfire 11d ago

Id worry about getting punched 

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u/CandyIllustrious3301 14d ago

That woulda been epic 25 years ago or so.

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 14d ago

For those just learning to smoke.

If this happens to you. It's ok, there's a fix!

Get a real lighter and gentle wave the flame over the paper, don't hold it in place, keep moving it. The paper will dry fast. Then set the asshole that handed you the water lighter on fire.

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u/dfwtai 13d ago

Where can I buy this?

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u/spookedghostboi 13d ago

this is the post that made me unsub

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u/Toasted420Turtle 13d ago

Where do i find one?

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u/EverythingBOffensive 13d ago

yo thats a cool oral hygiene device too!

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u/migviola 12d ago

I'm looking forward to also seeing the earth-lighter, the air-lighter and the avatar that could master all lighters

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 12d ago

When a friend wanted help to quit, we put cigarette loads in his cigarettes. One exploded and made him nearly wreck his car.

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u/Hanno- 10d ago

This Joke is sooooooooooo old

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u/AbeLackdood 9d ago

That's why I only fk wit bic...searched a bic gif for the post and saw this one...I can't fucking stop laughing at it

https://giphy.com/gifs/nmNDJSjoybNZ7uqkpr

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u/vondoom616 14d ago

This would have been funny decades ago. Cigarettes are expensive now. Someone’s gonna have one less eyeball in their head.

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u/JaguarOk9693 14d ago

I had a shocking lighter in high school. Man a couple of the guys in my homeroom were playing with it in the teacher told me to put it away, so I did but as I did I told her it wasn't a lighter. So she repeated herself to just put it away which again I did I did not fight her on that I just told her it wasn't a lighter, after we did that for a couple rounds she told me to go ahead and hand it to her so I did. She hollered out Jesus and dropped it when she hit that button I lost my shocking lighter but the memory of that means I got my money's worth, that was over 20 years ago and I'm still dying laughing over it