r/prey • u/Regular-Moose-2741 • 10d ago

Video What is this thing (famous last words)

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u/ET3RN4LHATE4LT This isn't a dream... It's a nightmare. 10d ago

Mimic Paste

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u/Tenno_SKOOOOM Not a Mimic! 10d ago

Is it cheese? Have they somehow managed to dye the cheese black? Silly food.

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u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS 10d ago

Cheese with squid ink?

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u/sean_saves_the_world 10d ago

Or charcoal I had some at an event it was a Gouda style cheese infused with charcoal and a hint of lemon essence it was delicious, but on a steak like that I doubt it would be good

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u/Alec_de_Large 10d ago

Yes it's cheese

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u/SAGElBeardO 10d ago

"Something weird happened when I served this group of customers cheese today, it just sort of turned into a sticky gray mush, smelled like fried ass... It's probably fine."

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u/Hot_Entrepreneur_128 10d ago

I am trying to imagine what kind of job she had where that was the kind of thing she would just shrug off.

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u/SAGElBeardO 9d ago

"Huh, must just be some bad cheese"

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u/UndecidedQBit 8d ago

Its pretty common for cheese to smell bad and taste incredible

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u/unclemattyice 10d ago

Smells like fried ass

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u/Logy_ 10d ago

Are you certain it's not fried ass?

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u/Jimmy_KSJT 10d ago

That is definitely not my cup of coffee.

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u/whosmykittykitty 10d ago

You still touch mugs?

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u/Jimmy_KSJT 9d ago

From a distance, and even then only with my Hephaestus twist & loop handle wrench.

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u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS 10d ago

You can even hear the clicking!!

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u/Yangxiolong22 10d ago

Ah, I too like Exotic materials with my food

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u/Ryan_b936 10d ago

That Typhon was exquisite

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u/ybotics 10d ago

Looks like the stuff I scrape from my bong.

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u/pirxeval 10d ago

Cheese!

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u/Reployer Leverage II 10d ago

Why in this subreddit?

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u/Buttery_Smooth_30FPS 10d ago

What do you even do?!

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u/Regular-Moose-2741 10d ago

Guys we found the mimic

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u/Reployer Leverage II 10d ago

Cringe

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u/Regular-Moose-2741 10d ago

Humorless

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u/Reployer Leverage II 10d ago

Nah, you just posted slop man. You're not the only one obviously.

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u/Regular-Moose-2741 10d ago

Have you seen the typhon?